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no one scoring in the england vs USA game is the funniest thing that could’ve happened. no one wins. everyone loses. earth’s most boring game happening over there for loserville and failureshire

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My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:

The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%

The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today

Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans

Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts

Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for

Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%

Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty

lmao

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If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

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the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

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Twitter really is going to be totally unusable huh

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Not feminine, not masculine, not androgynous, but a secret fourth thing

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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

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The year is 2005 2022. American Rock Band My Chemical Romance have just had the news of their upcoming new music leaked. You're excited. You sit down to talk to your friends on MSN Discord about it. You squeal at each other. "Have you heard?!" you ask. "They're making a documentary!" you exclaim. You post incoherent strings of letters on Myspace Tumblr. Your friends online all reply. They're excited too! Someone tells you that Frank Iero, the guitarist, did an interview. It's on Youtube Spotify. You scramble to find it. It's two hours long. You're so excited. Frank Iero is talking about how amazing Gerard Way is, how amazing the band is, how good it feels to tour. You feel joy settle deep into your bones. You feel suddenly like the world is a beautiful place. You feel at home.

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TWO HOUR LONG FRANK PODCAST EPISODE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ON THIS DAY. I NEED TO KILL GOD

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I’m so fucking sick of people calling Ray the “normal” one in mcr. He’s so far from normal. Not only is he just as weird and strange as the others, but he may actually be worse, he’s the definition of balls to the wall. Like, do you know the type of person you have to be to be best friends with Gerard Way for over two decades? And to know them so well its like you’re an extension of their creative process? To be able to make those weird little dream in his head a reality? Do you know how absolutely off kilter your brain has to be? Ray wrote the instrumentation for the Breakfast Monkey pilot. He loves wrestling so much, there’s a decent chance you can watch an old WWE match and see him in the crowd losing his mind. He used to carry a little spider man action figure in his pocket all the time. He learned how to play guitar by ear, by listening to his favorites and then mashing the lead and rhythm guitar parts together, that’s why he plays Like That now. He has a degree in film, and wrote and filmed a short where a guy is obsessed with eggs and goes insane when he can’t open the last one in his dozen. He wrote mama on a dare. A dare. Like, hello!?!?!

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Hey guys

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x

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ohhhhh 😓😓😓😓😓😓

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Happy Birthday to the groupie to end all groupies, the guy who dropped out of rutgers to play in his favorite band, the not a lesbian in the classical sense, the 'transmasc icon due to his small stature', the man who doesn't wake up to pictures of his pussy on tmz when he wears underwear to clubs, the one man demolition derby who kicked his lead singer in the balls on camera but also cradled his lead singer's balls on camera, the man who posted his whole ass on instagram to reveal his symmetrical cheek pieces, the most dedicated person on the planet, the most new jersey motherfucker to EVER exist, the man, the myth, the legend, the one and only, FRANK IERO

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Stop look how beautiful they are

The Forum, Inglewood, CA 10.17.2022

📸 by Matt Martinez / hunnypotunlimited.com

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