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Ok if Cheng Shaoshang is not going to fall desperately in love with Lou Yao I will. What an earnest man

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*Red Velvet is on a hike*

Seulgi: It’s beautiful out here.

Irene: And quiet.

Wendy: Too quiet.

Seulgi: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Yeri with a bear in a headlock while Joy recording her*

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* Jihyo and Nayeon are texting*

Jihyo: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Nayeon: What did they change my name to?

Jihyo: Chosen One.

Nayeon: Don’t change it back.

Jihyo: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Nayeon: I’m the chosen one.

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Nako: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Wonyoung: Nako unnie, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Nako: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Shuhua: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Shuhua: Except for Soojin unnie of course

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Jisoo: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Jennie: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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Wonyoung: * see Sunghoon standing in the kitchen and boiling water*

Wonyoung: What are you doing?

Sunghoon: RIP water, you’ll be mist

Wonyoung: …..get out from my house

Sunghoon: But will you mist me?

Wonyoung: I SAID OUT-

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Yunjin: Unnie, what are your adjectives?

Chaewon: …You mean my pronouns?

Yunjin: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Chaewon: …I dunno. What are yours?

Yunjin: Noisy and chaotic!

Chaewon: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Yena: I love hearing Eunbi unnie scolding someone else. It makes such a nice change

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Yeri: Hey Irene unnie, can I get some icecream?

Irene: Only a spoonful!

Yeri: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

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Sana: Tzuyu, I’m bored. Let’s play hide-and-seek.

Tzuyu: Sure, why not

Sana: Here are the rules. If you find me, I’ll be yours forever

Sana: If you don’t…. I’ll be hiding in the closet.

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Yunjin: *slams books down in front of Sakura*

Yunjin: Unnie, boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Sakura: You could of said literally anything else.

Yunjin: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Sakura: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Jungkook: Can we go out to get icecream?

Jin: Did you ask Namjoon?

Jungkook: He said no.

Jin: Then why did you ask me?

Jungkook: He is not the boss of you.

Jin: *internally* It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Moonbyul: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Solar: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Moonbyul: I—

Moonbyul: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Wendy: * trying to flirt* Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Irene: * oblivious* ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Lisa: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Rosé: Making four accounts.

Lisa: *tearing up* Really...?

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Yves: Do we have any orange juice left?

Olivia Hye: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*

Olivia Hye : Sorry, we’re all out