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accidentally soaked a gopher today... not a joke or innuendo. Poured a five gallon bucket over a tree where our irrigation system is shut off and this thang hopped out of the ground.

He's big mad now too


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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet
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I present: the High Geologist, based off this post
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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.
Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.
In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh
I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you
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Hamerkop (Scopus umbretta), family Scopidae, order Pelicaniformes, South Africa
The taxonomic affinities of this bird have been greatly debated over the years, and is now believed to be in the Pelecaniformes.
This is the only bird in this family.
Their closest relative is the Shoebill.
photograph by Wayne Johnson
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It's actually so funny how there are three types of Subnautica players and they are Paul, Bart, and Marguerit
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TEᗩ TIᗰE!! Eᗩᕼ ☕️🎀💞
Stayed up till five in the morning working on this. No regrets (´・ω・`)
Also, it's been a while Tumblr, how are we??
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left our engie for about 30 seconds and returned to sentry gibs and sappers scattered on the ground
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You and the two guys who almost destroyed the world but are chill now and married again
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the idea of daring with white hair or a very very pale shade of blonde after epic winter is very interesting to me... with little fangs too
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Look guys! I took session audio and made an animatic! (I say as this was made over a month ago and now I’m sharing it publically) And I even got @ele-alien to do some AMAZING frames for it go check out his art!
Even if some frames are not finished, I’m still happy with this. And this audio still cracks me up. May we have more animatics with our session recordings down the line…
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