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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Judge, yuri, and executioner

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

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some storyboard utenas i enjoy

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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…feel free to just run away.

It’s fine to do everything as you please.

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Was messing around on Birds of the World earlier and came across my new obsession

Smugness written all over his inaccessible little face

Where might he be found you ask?

Here

(Computer enhance)

Here, on Inaccessible Island (where I will be posting from here on out)

Also found in this remote location…

The Inaccessible Island Rail

Known for being the smallest flightless bird in the world, this Rail possesses the souls of anyone that actually accesses the island

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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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btw in case you have valid reason for suspecting otherwise, a queer person saying "i think that it's important for everyone to acknowledge that queer identities and sexualities are complex" does not mean "i think you should fuck people that you don't want to have sex with." as a wise man once said, "no bitch, thats a whole nother sentence"