shift-to-go

[shift-to-go]

shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

[shift-to-go]

Woke: Alduin is the greatest threat to Skyrim

Broke: The Thalmor are the biggest threat to Skyrim

Bespoke: The Eastmarch caldera is a dormant supervolcano akin to Yellowstone and it's eventual eruption will make the Red Year eruption look like a firecracker

[shift-to-go]

drawing tattoos is hard!!

[shift-to-go]

"i trust my subconscious to fill in the gaps in ways that benefit me" aka "i aint scripting all that"

[shift-to-go]

[shift-to-go]

guy who doesn’t know about chimneys: dude your house is vaping!

[shift-to-go]

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

[shift-to-go]

Shifting to get my pussy ate

[shift-to-go]

You would love my new fetish I’m designing. It’s called. Car crash

[shift-to-go]

shifting is NOT hard.

I AM hard and i am shifting to my s/o

[shift-to-go]

Pictured: A shrine of Mara, which was used for a real marriage at the ESO Tavern. Congratulations to CaliaBlackstone and RaimundCosplay!

[shift-to-go]

you've been scrolling for a little bit, you're due for a random encounter soon. be careful okay

[shift-to-go]

They’re calling him “ the jeep fucker”

[shift-to-go]

excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most notorious heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers

[shift-to-go]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[shift-to-go]

Kon el

[shift-to-go]

Sheogorath or the Divine Crusader, they're both insane.