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mariology is not the same as marionomy and theyre both distinct from mariognomy, and dont even think of confusign any of them with mariotics

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look how happy my baby is

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Source

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"

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ive never liked the phrase "manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads

biblically accurate highway

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Under the mask by lei min

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Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

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Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

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it's strooping absolute wafel

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(gently hands u a silly little guy) the tall grass is perilous. take this

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More Olivier

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Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.

Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.

Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.

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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

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"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now