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Hnn

I sure do love engineering.

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The website they make you apply through won't even let you show them portfolio projects. I can't even use my shit websites. Goddamn

Hate applying for internships its like "hi i effectively died four years ago i have no experience in this field, no redeeming qualities as a human person, and broadly the only display of my skills in this field are dogshit little websites. Please have some amount of pity"

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Yknow when you shake the excess fur out of a freshly cut piece of minky and you see the tufts of fur drifting in that shaft of sunlight theres something almost magical about it.

Until you start choking on plastic that is

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I have been thinking about opiliones a lot lately such an underrated arachnid.. They don't have venom or fangs so they don't do a lot of crazy hunting like spiders or scorpions they love plants and mushrooms and decaying matter.

Their mushroom ^

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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please

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i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

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job search

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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images

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Brought Mildew to work and the moment I stepped away they imprisoned her for crimes.

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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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"Would you rather get what you want, or be happy?"

Unironically I would rather get what I want. If I end up happy that's great, but what I want is to get what I want.

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The dream- were I to have high income I'd commission a basket of fuzzy grub plushes.

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common patterns and mutations of Animal ...

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animal

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I sure do love engineering.