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anyway my moms super chill gang we get along great

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trump is like ghar ke fufaji jinki gaand me 24*7 chul machi rehti

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Uhhh....

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Pictures taken before disaster

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they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

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meow meow meow meow

-What Was I Made For by Billie Eilish

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in a shocking turn of events repressing your emotions doesn't make them disappear

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i hate myself a little extra when i open up to someone.

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ever notice how you can be emotionally mature, self-aware, therapized, journaled-up, and still fall face-first into your own humanity?

like you clock the red flag in real time, you name your inner child’s need, you breathe through the trigger—and then still spiral bc someone took too long to text back or you accidentally caught feelings for a walking trauma response

self-awareness doesn’t save you from feelings. it just lets you watch them unfold like, “ah yes. here comes the emotional devastation. completely understood. totally irrational. unstoppable.”

you can be wise and still messy. evolved and still yearning. a tragic little sea slug of consciousness, floating toward the light and bumping into rocks anyway.

and honestly? that’s kind of beautiful.🪼🫧

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whats ur opinion on spontaneously acquiring a pretty best friend to ur pretty best friend vibes? asking for a friend, 🎤

It feels great to acquire a pretty best friend now spontaneously. I feel the urge to dedicate all my possessions(tumblr posts)to them.

However, My Lady Love, the one I without whom I literally cannot exist without, My Brain has other plans and I need you to indulge her a little bit:

🎶Doofenshmirtz up evil incorporated🎶

D: Oh Hi Perry the Platypus, would you like to sit down for some tea, I had Norm bake some cookies

*Perry sits down at the table*

*Norm brings in some steaming cookies*

P: confused clicking noises

D: Why didn't I trap you, you ask? Because

*Pulls a cloth over from a big thing*

D: Because you are under the effect of pretty best friend vibe generator-inator. And you are trapped by the best friend vibes.

P: exasperated clicking noises

D: what do you mean the name is redundant, it perfectly explains the use in a concise manner. I have a great naming sense.

P: *looks at the camera and shrugs*

D: Anyway with this invention at hand everyone will become my best friend and I will finally rule the Tri-state area.

When I was a child, I did not have any best friends, while my brother had thousands of them. To remedy that I invented this inator.

P: clicking noises

D: What!! Go Outside, Join a community and make friends!! I'm an evil genius why would I do that?

*Norm comes in whispers something to D*

D: What? @/mimibytes'friend needs the inator. Send it to @mimibytes they'll handle this from there.

*Norm brings a chopper and takes the inator away*

P: appreciative clicking noises

D:*clutches pearls* You take that back!! I'm evil. I'm not secretly a good person.

*D sits down with Perry*

Perry leaves after drinking tea with D

D: Buh-Bye Perry the Platypus

🎶Perrryyyy🎶

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let’s eat leaves with mama

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Had resources they wanted

🤡🤡🤡 also add Tantra

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson