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Do you ever meet old friends that you love dearly, but it's like, one day you realise there's nothing common between you other than shared memories. For me, I was okay with that for a while but today I found myself feeling like I genuinely had nothing to talk to them about. So even though I still love them, idk if I can still be friends with them. But I can't lose them either, I don't know

Yeah. Before highschool graduation I told all my closest friends, “if we grow apart, I want you to know that this was still special and meant a lot. This was still important and I’m glad it happened”

And a lot of us did. A lot of us have. But it seems even though it can be a bit distant or awkward, we still care about each other, even if we’re different now, because we had something special even if it’s gone

Like

The person I used to be still loves the person you used to be, and while they might be sad it’s over, I’m still glad to see you well

You know?

Feels like talking to ghosts sometimes. Kind of bitter, kind of sweet.

An overripe fruit kind of love.

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This is exactly like a wrongly convicted fugitive on the run sending a message to their close ones

I am not clear how the message is sent is it shot on an arrow

Or.... Like this?

slimy child, 'tis i

i hath cometh to deliver my greetings and shalleth be gone in these forest fogs again

RICEY I MISSED YOU RJSKQJSKDISKWJSJD

NOOOO DONTNGO AGAIN

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To the idiots screaming about Indian occupation of Kashmir, watch this video. It’s by a Kashmiri MUSLIM woman.

The fact that she even calls out the collage student protesters lol. Genuinely iconic. More people should watch it. It also helps us understand, in a sense, that there was a minority that did wish to help the Kashmiri Pandits. But either by oppression or by fear, so called foreign ‘scholars’ manipulated their society into silence, creating a bystander effect that should not exist in today’s India. This is Islamic oppression; when you force your interpretation of a holy book onto others in order to control or oppress them.

This does not excuse what happened to the Kashmiri pandits. But it helps us understand why and how it happened, so that we can reverse it, and it will never happen again.

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I need Dr. Damian Wayne except he’s literally just Dr. house. He’s constantly fed up with everyone’s bs and is popping advil like candies.

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Tim: hey Damian, so great to see my FAVORITE brother ever!!

Damian done with ts: alright what’d you do this time?

Tim: *pulls cape back to show a gun wound* I was shot.

Damian: *sigh* why do I even try

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Damian’s coworkers: so the patient is having sharp pains, fever, fatigue, and ulcers

One of the doctors: it could be-

Damian: if I hear you suggest lupus one more time I will hit you

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Bruce: Damian what the hell are you doing?

Damian very obviously playing solitaire on his computer: hm? I’m working duh.

Bruce: I did not pay for ten years of med school for you to play solitaire

Damian: *side eyes bruce* you spend most your days dressed as a bat and solving jigsaw puzzles of cats

Bruce: touché.

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Brucie Wayne comes out with his own cosmetic line.

When asked about it during an interview he responds, “Why let the girls have all the fun?” before winking at the camera, kissing some reporter on the cheek, and disappearing while the camera pans to the bright red lipstick mark.

His kids do the bulk of the promoting, sending out packages to people on youtube and tiktok and instagram. Tim has them all try out a few looks on their social medias. There are a few “collabs” that Bruce is grateful he doesn’t have to appear in.

The fan favorite of the promos is a youtube video called My Siblings Do My Makeup, which is just Tim subjecting himself to the chaos. Steph and Dick’s looks are as always, unfairly good. Jason goes for a drag look and Tim is happy to complete the makeover when Steph lends him an appropriate dress. Cass and Duke do well but they go for straightforward and not overly complicated. The video ends with Damian’s look, everyone sitting stunned. He hadn’t gone for the obvious troll they’d been expecting. In fact, Tim thought it might be his favorite look of the video. When pressed, all Damian would say on the subject is, “I have seen my Mother prepare for far more dignified outings than the galas you subject me to.”

It’s an absolute hit. Especially in Gotham, where people have frequent encounters with rogues that love leaving their victims with “reminders” that aren’t easy concealed. There are reddit pages dedicated to people suggesting the brand for covering up scars and other noticeable markings.

There is even a video, shaky and badly lit, of Nightwing shouting at Two Face during a rooftop pursuit asking if he’s tried out the sample he sent him. The video ends abruptly with some shouted curses punctuated with gunfire. The following morning, from a burner twitter account, was a single image of someone in a red helmet holding Harvey Dent for the camera, both sides of his face looking like he did just before the accident, although far angrier.

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I made a thing….

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youtube content in the dc universe

two | three

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent