artist, south american, cult classic fanfiction writer and connoisseur of cute things. i like putting old men in cute frilly clothing and boys in lingerie. you can pay me to draw stuff for you!
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one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag
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English is so pervasive online that it will convince you your mother's tongue is a foreign language
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
#otp:true also does this#depending on the ship#←person who's been through ops situation far too many times to count
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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)
For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!
#hoenn my beloved <3 fitting too bc emerald was my first pokemon game#my starter was torchic bc i love blaziken the capoeira chicken but i love all of them#but my favourite pokemon of all time is a 3rd gen!!! skarmory the best pokemon to have ever exist
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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MARIAH CAREY photographed by George Holz 'Rainbow' promotional photoshoot (1999) 🌈
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#voyeur. but like in a neighbour way#that's what it feels like in my head to write ocs... im like old people in sidewalks gossiping about the neighbourhood kids#but they're my kids and also my neighborhood lmao
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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here
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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
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