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Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”
Me:
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WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN QUARANTINE ENDS
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damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now
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do i prefer love letters or playlists... bro those are the same thing ..... bro
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why does disney own Winnie the pooh? I don’t like that. I think Winnie the pooh should be in the public domain
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some of yall are banned from talking about animal crossing indefinitely
twink this twink that no you'll find that that is actually a cat
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gays ruined the word hole for eternity
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Just horrifically online this week. Horrendously so
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candidate Joe “Dumpass” Biden has been found dead during random chimp event
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gays who love call me by your name and gays who love blue is the warmest color are the same type of people aka not to b trusted
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feeling sad and horny… is this what it feels like to be lana del rey…
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I wanna be fucked on the regular by someone who respects me
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Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
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