shineyma
shineyma
figured it out using magic
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Amy. 30s. Texan. Primarily a writer of AoS fic, or at least I used to be. I ship terrible things, often in terrible ways. If you don't like problematic relationships, you might wanna give my stuff a miss. Asks, whether prompts, graphics requests, or general conversation, are always welcome. However, I've got a kinda intense job and am subject to the whims of my muse, so my response might be very slow. Please don't take it personally!
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shineyma · 3 hours ago
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shineyma · 6 hours ago
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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shineyma · 9 hours ago
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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shineyma · 12 hours ago
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shineyma · 1 day ago
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My favorite Soviet era joke: Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All 3 shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third just wanted to sleep. The two drinkers got louder and louder as the bottle emptied, telling each other political jokes. The third was kept awake, and got angry.
He went outside for a smoke. On his way back to his room, he stopped at the desk and said 'Please send a pot of tea up to room 23.'
The two drunks were still being loud. The third man went in, looked at them, then leaned over to the light socket 'Comrade Major, please send some tea to my room.'
The other men thought this was hilarious...until there was a knock on the door, and a waiter with a pot of tea. They became completely silent, and the third man fell asleep.
When he woke up in the morning, he was alone. He went to the front desk, and asked where his roommates were.
'Well, the KGB came this morning and took them away.'
The man was horrified 'why did they spare me?!?'
"The comrade major thought the tea joke was very funny."
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shineyma · 1 day ago
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K-Pop Demon Hunters + music 🎶
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shineyma · 1 day ago
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are you fucking kidding me
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shineyma · 2 days ago
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shineyma · 2 days ago
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I need a little help here
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shineyma · 2 days ago
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You are the raw egg guy but also you are literally a cheese guy
…oh my god. i. i am a cheese guy. i need a moment. just to think.
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shineyma · 2 days ago
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shineyma · 3 days ago
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shineyma · 3 days ago
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shineyma · 3 days ago
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shineyma · 4 days ago
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me in the. me in. the. uhm.
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shineyma · 4 days ago
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