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ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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I'm officially replacing Capitalism with trading. Start gathering them seashells and pretty rocks
LETS FUCKING GOOOO I HATE CAPITALISM
and i have a shit ton of shells from roaming various beaches over the last 11 years so i am very over-prepared :]]]]
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Customer: COOL STUFF
DMV: DOPE SHIT
Verdict: DENIED
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
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Customer: I’M A HUGE FAN OF THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. PLATE IS MEANT TO BE READ AS “CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE” IN REFERENCE TO THEIR SONG “DANI CALIFORNIA”.
DMV: REST IN PEACE
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE
DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: YESTERDAY KILLS YOUR MIND FOREVER
DMV: yipee ki-yay motherfucker
Verdict: DENIED
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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice
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dont feel like finishing this + i feel like shit but uhhh WOOO GAY PEOPLE
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cutting my hair with scissors isnt enough i need to chop that shit off with a knife
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tom cardy
brian david gilbert
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The brainrot is back <3
So sick and tired of the horrible takes on drayton, yeah he's a bit of an ass sometimes but he's not EVIL????? What game did you play???? He's just pulling an annoying older brother move 75% of the time he does not legitimately hate Kieran oh my god
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back on my bullshit. here's the crispy boy !!
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