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It’s funny when people are like “would you rather go to raccoon city or silent hill” as if it’s supposed to be hard decision. Like idk about you but I wasn’t raised in a cult nor have I murdered anyone I think I’m just gonna have a nice vacation in Silent Hill.
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I showed the lady at Macys my ID for a pickup order and she gushed “oh this is such a beautiful ID!” So I assume she’s just complementing my photo so I’m like “oh thank you! 😊” then she said “yeah the Texas driver licenses are no where near as pretty as this” so she was actually just admiring the actual design of the Michigan drivers license lol
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NFL, NHL, MLB team logos: cool representations of the team name, or a cool type treatment
NBA teams: we are basketball. Put basketball in that logo.
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old navy has a new commercial running with Lindsay Lohan as the main draw but the real wild thing here is how casually Charo is here.
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dont care enough to make a new tumblr so i gotta deal with my notes reminding me of how much of a dumbass i was in the span of 10+ years on here
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"join our discord to download this mod" what if i just shit myself instead
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i wish so bad i was a xbox 360 person back then just so i can actually still play my games on an xbox one x. the psn premium classics catalog is so fucking ass. yeah ill pay $160 to play toy story 2 for playstation. whatever. yeah let me stream brink.
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microsoft im going to kill your ass for making paid internet subscriptions a thing for consoles
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hey why did she pick the worst songs to be singles this albums actually pretty good
Marina be like “I’m an independent artist now I can finally say what’s deep within my soul” and it’s the most basic white feminist shit of all time
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