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pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

dont even think about going to a store

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These remind me of my friend Stephanie's character, Midge. She's a 1950/60s housewife who always has a weapon at the ready.

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SPOCK && CHRISTINE CHAPEL

Strange New Worlds Season Two Trailer

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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

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“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

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rose stealing things (and peter being increasingly okay with it): a summary

PETER SUTHERLAND & ROSE LARKIN | The Night Agent, Season 1 (Netflix, 2023)  

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Put your height in the tags

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Liv and Raquel look like a team. Natalia and Shotsy look like a team. Ronda and Shayla look like a team. Chelsea and Sonya look like a Disney Princess and the Evil Queen from the same film.

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I don't know who was more delighted by how deeply offended Corey Graves was by McAfee's appearance. Me or Michael Cole.

i think the only person who loves pat mcafee more than tumblr is michael cole 

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Scenes From Atlanta Forest - Defend Atlanta Forest

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OMFG I love this show.

Brennan is just the best

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Pls reblog if u vote :)

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the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard