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The HR guy at Substance HQ when he sees 503 is calling at 3am again
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we as a society have spent too long bereft of epic action-adventure romantic comedies. years, decades even, without over-the-top pyrotechnics and absurdly timed makeout sessions, by-the-skin-of-their-teeth resolutions and good writing. at last the embargo has been lifted.
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The compilation everybody needs - Every time Colt Seavers groans in The Fall Guy💖
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Do you think the science side of tumblr could explain why we asexuals are fawning over an animated romantic comedy?
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"You know, I could pull up a million islands, but if you're not there to land on them..."
AUGHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN Maui has spent his entire life pulling up islands and doing heroic deeds for the love and adoration of humans only to NOW say that he only wants to do it for MOANA!!!!!
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"So what'd you like about Moana 2?"
Me: "It has this lil fella."
"...Okay, was there anything else good about it?"
Me: "Eh."
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the wild robot is my new favorite movie probably
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Ohgod ohgod ohgod ohgod ohgod 🥵💦🥵💦🥵💦🥵💦
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