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*improvised screaming*

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ASOUE characters as Vines

Lemony: I love you. Bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you. Bitch.

Violet: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me.

Klaus: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!

Sunny: *cute baby whispering ''what?''*

Olaf: WHY ARE U RUNNNING? WHY ARE U RUNNNNNNNING???

Esme: O0oHh you spilled-wawalalawa you spilled lipstick in my Valentino white bag!?!???

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love, simon (2018)

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Luca Salis is back with the dope, dope Sly tunes. This jazzy number is an instant favourite. Give it a listen!

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Sly: Look at that idiot in the dumb outfit.

Sly: Wait a second.

Sly: That’s MY idiot!

Murray: *Waves*

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Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history”

Me:

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(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

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concept art - the prince of egypt, 1998, dreamworks animation

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Hufflepuff: *praying* I need someone to be my friend, someone who won’t run away from me.

Hufflepuff: Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have~

Slytherin, emerging from the flames: *Maniacal laughter*

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the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

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Mood

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Has technology gone too far?

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@markiplier asked so HERE IT IS: THE EVOLUTION OF POTATOPLIER

Evolution 1: TATERTOTPLIER

Evolution 2: GODTATOPLIER

Evolution 3: PURPLETATOPLIER

Evolution 4: MAXIMUM POTATOPLIER

((I hope you’re happy, ya darn heckin’ goof))

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GLAAD has released the newest edition of Where We Are on TV, its report analyzing LGBTQ representation on television. The report found that while there are more LGBTQ characters on TV than ever before, the majority of them are still white men. 

Some important stats from the report, which looks at broadcast, cable and streaming television programming:

Just 6.4% of regular characters on broadcast primetime TV are LGBTQ.

Bisexuals make up 28% of all LGBTQ characters across platforms. 

This year, there were 17 trans characters across platforms. 

77% of LGBTQ characters were white. 

GLAAD was able to count asexual characters for the first time this year.

Only two characters across all platforms were HIV-positive.

1.8% of regular primetime broadcast characters have a disability. 

How far we’ve come, how far we have to go. Read the full report at GLAAD.

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take me to art museums and make out with me

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Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits