shinyblackbird
shinyblackbird
How bout those birds, man?
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no rhyme or reason to any of this - follow for big thoughts, bad puns, various fandoms and SO MANY BIRDS
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shinyblackbird · 2 hours ago
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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.
I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.
When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.
The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."
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shinyblackbird · 19 hours ago
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🪲🌱🪱🐛🐌🌱🌱🪳🦗🪱🪱🌱🪲🐜🐜🐜🪱
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shinyblackbird · 3 days ago
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of course you have blue curtains and subtext
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shinyblackbird · 3 days ago
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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shinyblackbird · 3 days ago
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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather
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shinyblackbird · 3 days ago
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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shinyblackbird · 4 days ago
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Man eat cube
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shinyblackbird · 4 days ago
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We got about 4 inches / 10 cm of rain within 12 hours yesterday, which is a lot of rain. Everything got soaked, the garden got a bit more than it needed, and I was anxiously keeping an eye on the sump pump. Everything worked out, and to honor the occasion, here are some Blue Jays in all their soppy glory.
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shinyblackbird · 5 days ago
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cant stop thinking about this this was sooo crazyyyyy
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shinyblackbird · 7 days ago
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My phone made this fun little gif from a few pictures during the last preen session I caught on film
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shinyblackbird · 7 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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shinyblackbird · 10 days ago
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If your birthday is on June 14th and for whatever reason you are feeling disappointed about that, just know that you share a birthday (hatchday) with my parrot Ripley:
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He is turning 16 this year and as always, we will be throwing him a party.
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shinyblackbird · 11 days ago
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Smaug is very grateful that his wing is healing!
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shinyblackbird · 14 days ago
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Ask yourself, would a small woodland mouse wearing an apron and/or jaunty corduroy vest do this activity? If not, stop immediately.
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shinyblackbird · 17 days ago
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whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight
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shinyblackbird · 18 days ago
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like, okay, consent does literally just mean agree. which is what enables this little rhetorical trick. because there's all this cultural emphasis on sexual consent, which is just expressed as consent, a lot of phrases whose intended meanings are "rape is bad" can be taken literally to mean "i should get to agree to everything that happens in my vicinity."
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shinyblackbird · 19 days ago
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I honestly don’t understand why there aren’t more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, don’t simply distill it to the simplest of facts:
A forty hour work week is considered full time.
It’s considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
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