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fuck romeo and juilet i want what these bitches have

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Katniss: my relationships with my parents are complex and have had deep ramifications throughout my young life

Reader: what are their names?

Katniss: unimportant

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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signs that michael and cassie weren't gonna be endgame in the first two books: i'm saying this as someone who was... team striggs... so i actually didn't care about the love triangle until later when i have to argue with insufferable cassiemichael shippers (jk i dont do that)

when michael and lia played tit for tat in in truth or dare

also in truth or dare, when cassie and dean kept the game between them for a loooong time (and she STILL wanted to keep asking him shit)

when cassie was like "this was the opportunity michael hadn't given me" after dean chose truth for truth or dare

"you and lia?" "yes. on again off again. never for very long and wasn't a good call—for either of us" (cuz why the hell was the first reaction to say yes)

when cassie and dean were very sweetly holding hands while on their study date while michael was just... there...

"you were always going to go after him. the thing you need to figure out is why."

when they had the little dance party and cassie was a little pissed that michael was playing with dean (using her and lia)

when cassie and michael were about to kiss and then lia came with a speaker playing feliz navidad to interrupt them (ok miss possessive)

lia daring cassie to kiss dean cuz ik that girl KNEW dean liked cassie (and also to piss michael off LMAOOOO)

SLOANE saying "dean likes cassie"

it was over for them the moment dean and cassie were both profilers and michael and lia had skillsets that overlapped with each other's more than the others' ngl

anyways deancassie and michaelia forever!

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Katniss canonically spends more time thinking about Peeta’s kids than Peeta.

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I hate when I tap my card and they actually take my money like omgg

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I have the headcanon that Katniss’ kids keep bunnies as pets and one day, one of them dies from old age. That evening Katniss serves him up for dinner (food is food) and all hell breaks loose. The kids scream and cry, Peeta desperately tries to calm them down and Haymitch falls off his chair from laughing so hard while Katniss grumbles about how she doesn’t understand what they are on about.

After reading the Epilogue this headcanon is just cemented into my brain. I love her, but Katniss-I-tried-to-drown-my-sisters-cat-Everdeen would be fun to watch as a mother.

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“i only read dialogue” bitches would be so confused rn

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Ain’t no way I’m seeing people forget about Peeta. “All 3 victors have a bird representing them” “all district 12 victors weren’t reaped fairly” “did you know that all 3 of the victors from 12 actually cheated in the games” “it’s so cool that all the victors are from the Seam or are Covey”. Like omg what about Peeta?!?! Mans did not almost die like 10 times just to be tossed to the side!! He won the 74th games alongside Katniss, she wasn’t the only one who won it!! Just please put some respect on his name

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"if you were like cassie and me, you wouldn't have to ask" OUUUU GET HIS ASS DEAN

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I know it’s because District 12 is old-fashioned and a lot of Peeta’s decisions were made based on survival. But it’s hilarious that Peeta lied about a toasting when he has:

The highest lie count in the books

Is the first character to bring up rebellion

Has killed people

Threatened and paid off Ripper to stop giving Haymitch alcohol

Pushed a Peacekeeper because they got too close to Katniss

Made his Quell showcase a provocative statement about Rue’s death

The boy has lied, fought, threatened, bribed, and killed but his absolute limit is letting the world think he had premarital sex with Katniss.

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lucy gray taking a bow after her reaping song. haymitch applauding snow while presenting him with louella’s corpse. katniss twirling around in a flaming dress in front of the entire country. peeta painting a portrait of rue for the gamemakers.

district twelve really said, “you want a show? we’ll give you a show.”

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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Mothers when their teenage daughters act like teenagers 🤬😡😠😠🤬🤬😡😠😡🤬😡😡😡😠😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😠😡😡😡😠🤬😡😠😤😡🤬😠😤😡

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Lucy Gray should be proud to know she haunted that evil man every damn day of his fucking miserable life

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Haymitch and Peeta happily in love with girls who can sing:

Snow:

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haymitch seeing a bunny: "how could I possibly kill a creature that brings to mind my girl?" 🥺

snow seeing mockingjays: