shinydracozolt
shinydracozolt
memeology of the holy war
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My name's Sable. ~30. they/them. This blog is kind of a hot mess, but welcome never the less! (icon by fate-pride-order!)
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shinydracozolt · 3 hours ago
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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shinydracozolt · 5 hours ago
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shinydracozolt · 1 day ago
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shinydracozolt · 2 days ago
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Mac and cheese (via Instagram)
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shinydracozolt · 3 days ago
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"we learned the right steps to different dances" is such a beautiful way to explain that nobody did anything wrong but it does not work out if you have different goals or different ideals of life, maybe sometimes things don't work out and it is nobodys fault
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shinydracozolt · 4 days ago
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Mfs really be like "macaroni is a side not a meal!!!" You fool. You absolute bufoon. Any food is a meal if you're not a coward. I'll eat applesauce as a full meal don't fucking test me.
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shinydracozolt · 5 days ago
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i finally figured it out. my favorite ship dynamic. murderous
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shinydracozolt · 6 days ago
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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?
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shinydracozolt · 7 days ago
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a comic about a worm on a string
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shinydracozolt · 8 days ago
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shinydracozolt · 9 days ago
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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
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shinydracozolt · 10 days ago
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Southern Baked Macaroni and Cheese
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shinydracozolt · 11 days ago
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Macaroni and Cheese (via Instagram)
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shinydracozolt · 12 days ago
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You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website
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shinydracozolt · 13 days ago
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shinydracozolt · 14 days ago
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
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shinydracozolt · 15 days ago
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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
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