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its all fun and games until someone reinvents the typewriter

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Mac and cheese (via Instagram)

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"we learned the right steps to different dances" is such a beautiful way to explain that nobody did anything wrong but it does not work out if you have different goals or different ideals of life, maybe sometimes things don't work out and it is nobodys fault

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Mfs really be like "macaroni is a side not a meal!!!" You fool. You absolute bufoon. Any food is a meal if you're not a coward. I'll eat applesauce as a full meal don't fucking test me.

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i finally figured it out. my favorite ship dynamic. murderous

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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?

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a comic about a worm on a string

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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Southern Baked Macaroni and Cheese

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Macaroni and Cheese (via Instagram)

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You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website

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