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My mom told me as a young kid (somewhere between 4-6, don't know exact age) that as I wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob, because it was for older kids.

I started wondering why that was a couple years later, but at that point I didn't really want to watch it anyway, so I was like whatever.

It took me over a decade to figure out she just thought SpongeBob's laugh was annoying.

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CHRISTIAN HORNER FIRED WITH UTTER DISGRACE ON A RANDOM WEDNESDAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON AFTER 20 YEARS IN THE SPORT?!!??! OH THE POWER OF THE GHOST OF DANIEL RICCIARDO

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hülkenberg podium & horner fired in the span of a week has unified people more than the fall of the berlin wall

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If you ever feel bad for being a gossip girlie imagine WhatsApp groups of GPDA and RBR staff today

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i have no words he's that little

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my favourite thing about horner being sacked is that it still offers no clear answer about max's future lmao

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THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.

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Wohoo, Nico got his first podium!

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AAA! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! first podium with kmag (his husband) in the garage and with a 27 (27!!!!!) second gap to the car in front <3 dream shit

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NICO HÜLKENBERG PODIUM BEFORE GTA 6 🔥🔥

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Tonight we're Nico Hülkenberg fans first, everything else second

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The cakes were fine, btw.

Love it when i say i do not want to pick up the birthday cakes, because I always manage to mess it up and my mom is like, cant you ask a friend with a car, so the element of bicycle is taken away.

And i'm like sure, that would be a solution, but I've also said explicitly:

"i do not want to do it"

Why can't they fucking listen !?

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i bring a sort of “the dark side is primarily just a metaphor for selfishness” vibe to the force conversation that the powerscalers don’t really like

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Love it when i say i do not want to pick up the birthday cakes, because I always manage to mess it up and my mom is like, cant you ask a friend with a car, so the element of bicycle is taken away.

And i'm like sure, that would be a solution, but I've also said explicitly:

"i do not want to do it"

Why can't they fucking listen !?

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation