shinyphoenix
shinyphoenix
What am I doing with my life?
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Dysfunctional since 1995. This is my main blog, so I reblog kinda everything. Assorted anime, Teen Titans, Marvel, Yu-Gi-Oh (mostly Abridged), Pokémon, Ace Attorney (the phoenix in my url is actually is about the bird, not the lawyer), various other video games, etc...
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shinyphoenix · 44 minutes ago
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all my haters become satyrs when i play on the panflute of success
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shinyphoenix · 5 hours ago
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Pyroar used Lick! The opponent is paralyzed! Pyroar used Play Rough! It's super effective!
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shinyphoenix · 5 hours ago
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well that can't be good
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shinyphoenix · 5 hours ago
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Rate my new setup
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shinyphoenix · 6 hours ago
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girls who look like boys my beloved
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shinyphoenix · 6 hours ago
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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.
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shinyphoenix · 7 hours ago
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i always underestimate just how many people on tumblr are blogging from work. very beautiful. very powerful.
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shinyphoenix · 7 hours ago
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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
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shinyphoenix · 8 hours ago
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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shinyphoenix · 8 hours ago
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Broke: vampires are real, and they act just like in the stories
Woke: vampires are real, but the stories are inaccurate
Bespoke: vampires are real, the stories are inaccurate, and vampires made up those stories to keep humans ignorant
Baroque: vampires are real, and the stories are inaccurate, but vampires reacted to things like Dracula and Masquerade the same way the mafia reacted to The Godfather and now actively try to play out the tropes
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shinyphoenix · 8 hours ago
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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕
yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe
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shinyphoenix · 8 hours ago
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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!
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shinyphoenix · 8 hours ago
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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!
Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!
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shinyphoenix · 10 hours ago
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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon
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shinyphoenix · 10 hours ago
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I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3
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shinyphoenix · 10 hours ago
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shinyphoenix · 10 hours ago
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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