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Happy to be back

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

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So this is awkward.

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Look i dont wanna sound like a Fandom Mom or whatever but what do you think women over 25 or so are supposed to do? Do u really think theyre supposed to drop all their interests and just talk about taxes and marriage or whatever? It seems like 25+ year old fanboys do not receive this kind of “ooh cringe” reaction either. There are guys in their 40s with comic book collections and shit and people might think theyre a nerd at worst, not a freak who shouldnt be trusted

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Crowley tries to play a prank and it backfires.

Crowley: *gives Aziraphale a bunch of snake eggs in a habitat* Hells called, take care of our children ‘till I get back

Aziraphale: ????!!!!!

Crowley: *comes back a week later* wh-What is this.

Aziraphale: *has hand knitted jumpers for the baby snakes, got a much larger habitat that has taken up a sizeable portion of the shop, and has hung a picture of Crowley in said habitat, so that the snakes imprint on him* ah yes, well you see, they hatched, and I didn’t terribly want to name them while you weren’t here, as it’s something parents should both be present for, and - Crowley. Crowley dear are you crying?

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The best feeling in the world is that first kiss you have been longing for. ♥ Please don’t USE or REPOST my art without my permission! Thank you!

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praying for love in a lap dance

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the script book mentioned that aziraphale’s wings are well-groomed, but id imagine he needs a little help in those hard-to-reach places

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(x) i know angels and demons dont have to physically alter their appearance bc they can just miracle it the way they want….. but HEAR me out

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let’s make this love last six thousand years

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🌿 Tickle and smooch your snek!! 🌿

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“Oh no…“

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it might just be… ineffable. 

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“buddy………..”

“that’s rough, buddy”

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anon prompted a short comic with a jealous crowley, though he’s less jealous here than pissed off

listen, crowley knows aziraphale can easily get out of this situation himself, but the guy was being an asshole (that pick-up line, seriously?) and therefore needed to be dealt with in a show-offy asshole way. and aziraphale gets some really fond memories out of the whole thing, so he’s not bothered.

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i’m pretty sure this is what aziraphale had in mind during those few seconds >u>

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if aziraphale can sense love……….. i want crowley to sense lust

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“You mother says she loves you.” “…k.”

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(Aziraphale is off getting McDonald’s.)

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I don’t think the Dowlings are bad parents. They’re just busy. And being 11 is hard. 

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Follow my #Warlock Tags Along  tag for more of this AU (based on a post by @goodamens)