shipperwithnomisterssecondblog
shipperwithnomisterssecondblog
I Have No Control
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Just my Reposts because... I have no control. My Main is @shipperwithnomister
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 18 minutes ago
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I've seen artwork of them interacting before but i want uhhhh more so im making more.
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 19 minutes ago
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Batfam in my style!
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 20 minutes ago
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I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement
Here's the thing. In the US.
DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.
You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.
Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.
In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 20 minutes ago
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Damian never getting sick because of good genes but when he actually does its the worst fever ever and he's completely delirious.
He's hallucinating and sweating and falling asleep constantly with a temp of 104. Batfam is terrified but Jason's just like "Ah, that's the low end, it was worse when he ate toothpaste for two weeks straight" (with no explanation)
He's fine by the next week, almost full strength and a little dehydrated but perfectly fine. Batfam is still terrified because they thought he was drugged or poisoned. Even Talia confirms that it's not that bad for him.
you know what though this aspect of Jason and Damian’s league familiarity is so fucking good. just Damian constantly freaking the bats out left right and centre with his weird ass concerning way of life and Jason is the only one present who is just like ‘yeahhhh nah he’s fine he’s just a little autistic. he was like this when we met, call Talia if you don’t believe me’
Bruce: somethings wrong with Damian i think he has rabies.
Dick: what do you- oh my god is he eating a sponge DAMIAN NO
Bruce: see?!?!?!?
Jason: no its fine he just does that when he’s stressed. likes the texture.
Everyone: …
Jason: call his mom if you don’t believe me. she used to have edible ones created specifically for him.
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 22 minutes ago
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On the idea of Jason and Damian knowing each other in the league and Jason teaching Damian and adding the whole idea of all the robins responding to “robin, report”:
Jason absolutely used those little call backs they use in elementary schools, like “1 2 3 all eyes on me!”
So please picture some situation, maybe Damian is arguing with someone and it’s getting way too heated, Jason just tells “hocus pocus” and Damian immediately “everybody focus” and he’s so mortified he just stops and blue screens
ok no i need to talk about this because it’s fucking genius and has opened my eyes to something that i need discussed more.
because if Jason was Damian’s tutor when they were in the league together, then he was Damian’s protector/teacher/authority figure when Damian was what. seven? six? eight? however you fuck with the timeline to make your au, it would be between 5-10 at least. that means that teaching wise, Jason wouldn’t have just been his combat tutor, he would have been Damian’s equivalent of a fucking elementary school teacher (primary school for brits) which has got to be one of the fucking MOST GOD TIER THINGS- i’m now just remembering back to my primary school days and thinking about how that could have gone for Damian and Jason.
-you are right, Jason 100% would use those callbacks constantly. growing up on the streets he was probably well used to having to corral groups of other little street kids anyway; he knows the drill when it comes to keeping little ones attention on him when it’s needed, and Damian is no different.
-my teacher used to whistle really loud and then go ‘back to the centre!’ when she wanted our class to come and sit on the floor in front of her while she spoke, so i’m now thinking that Jason probably has a specific whistle that he’s conditioned Damian to respond to. doesn’t matter where they are or what Damian’s doing, if he hears that whistle he instantly wanders over and plops down criss-cross apple sauce at Jason’s feet. one time Jason instinctively did it when he needed to point something out in the cave while they were both working on the same case and neither of them realised how odd it looked until after Jason said ‘ok you can go now,’ and Damian stood up to go back to whatever he was doing only to turn around and see Tim and Dick staring at them with the most baffled faces possible.
-after they were finished with training Jason used to get Damian to help him clean up the training grounds by setting a timer for a minute and challenging him to see how much he could get done before it went off. if the area was completely cleared when the time was up Damian got a treat. now whenever Damian’s being difficult and won’t help Bruce clean up the cave Jason just has to start counting down from 60 and Damian instantly starts rushing to clean as fast as he can.
-Jason totally has gold star stickers. Damian thinks they’re the most precious thing in the world. both Bruce and Dick have tried to buy their own stickers to reward Damian for good behaviour but Damian does not care. they’re only precious if they came directly from Jason’s LOA inscribed wooden box that he keeps in his desk. Bruce wouldn’t mind if it weren’t for the fact that Jason keeps giving Damian stickers every time the kid comes up with an insult towards either Bruce or Tim that Jason decides is ‘particularly well placed’.
-Damian is mortified that all of these things have stuck within their relationship even though they’re now in Gotham. despite his hatred for it, however, he still instinctively views Jason as the teacher in his life. Bruce is absolutely devastated every time he painstakingly takes the time to teach Damian a new fighting move only watch Damian instantly cross across the cave to Jason’s side and ask that Jason ‘show me how to actually do it’ because he truly does have that childlike belief that as the teacher, Jason will know it better.
Bruce, watching Damian tug on Jason’s sleeve: …i used to be important.
Tim, biting into an apple: d’ya think we could get him to put Damian in time out?
Dick: i actually have seen him do that. Dami refused to stop training while Jason was talking to him so he made Dami sit in a corner for twenty minutes.
Tim:
Tim: incredible.
Bruce: i used to be a father.
Dick: *pats Bruce on the shoulder*
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 26 minutes ago
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 26 minutes ago
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An hour later…
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Out like a light.
Had this idea for so long and finally had the motivation to make it :’D
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 27 minutes ago
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Someone give her a confidence boost, stat!
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 27 minutes ago
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Holy fuck the attendance for the Trump birthday parade in DC is so bad I almost feel sad for the army dudes riding in tanks waving at the crowds of like 5 people
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 28 minutes ago
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Garnet!
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 29 minutes ago
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Duke: How old is Ray Al Ghul?
Ra's: It's Ra's!
Duke (holding up spray bottle): Don't care. How old is he, Queen Talia?
Talia: He's- Queen? Why, thank you!
Duke: You’re welcome! I never hold back on complimenting gorgeous people.
Damian (threatening tone, squinting his eyes angrily): Sleep with one eye open.
Talia: Dami, relax. As for my father, he won’t tell me when he was born, but it would make him roughly five hundred years old.
Duke: Daaaaamn! And he uses the pit to look like... that? And I did mean that to insult him.
Talia: Yeah, I have no idea why he chose to look the way he does, but you're handsome, Father.
Ra's (raising a club above Duke's head): Thank you, sweetie.
Talia: As for me, I’m Bruce’s age. Ra's had me late in his life.
Duke: You... you're Bruce’s age? For real? I figured you used the pit to maintain this stunning appearance, but Bruce's age? Girl, you've always looked fabulous!
Talia giggled, covering her mouth flattered by the praise.
Talia: A woman has to maintain appearanc— Father, lower the club! And Damian, put your katana back in its sheath!
Duke glanced at the two men, both ready for a fight. Damian pouted but lowered his sword, and Ra's lowered his as well, giving Duke a light smack on the back of the head.
Ra's: Kids these days are getting more brazen.
Duke (rubbing his forehead): Rude. Talia, if you’re not okay with my compliments, I can—
Talia (hugging Duke): No, no, no, you're quite alright. I know you don’t have nefarious reasons for it. You’re just a... good man. Keep it up.
Duke: I was raised well.
Damian: Sleep with one eye open, Thomas!
Duke rolled his eyes unbothered by his little brother's threats, he had dealt with worse in the Narrows.
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 31 minutes ago
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The other day I saw a paintbrush so beautiful and whimsical that it stopped me in my tracks for several seconds.
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 33 minutes ago
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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*
anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.
bonus:
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 37 minutes ago
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Guillermo del Toro’s upcoming “Frankenstein” movie is not an original production, but rather a film he edited together from several other Frankenstein movies.
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 38 minutes ago
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Aaron and Domino Redesign
[Tapas / Patreon]
Bonus Sketches:
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(NOTE: Adam has been renamed to Aaron)
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shipperwithnomisterssecondblog · 40 minutes ago
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the JL probably stopped thinking that Batman was the greatest detective in the world like, the minute that any of the batkids started getting involved in team missions. they get to watch the Robins run circles around Bruce consistently and without hesitation and i bet they wonder how the fuck they ever thought he was untouchable.
*during a world threatening, all hands on deck emergency*
Batman: everybody understand the plan?
Flash: we’re good to go, on your word.
Batman: then lets get on with it.
Robin, picking up his katana: agreed, let us engage the enemy. and also real quick before we do, i have to tell you that i got suspended from school for two weeks for slamming another student’s head into a table. alright, lets go.
Batman, visibly doing a doubletake: -woah wait hold on, Damian-
Red Robin, scornfull: seriously B? you’re gonna get distracted and let THOUSANDS of people die, because of that little tidbit? what, and now i guess you’re gonna freak out because i got a DUI a few days ago?
Batman: YOU GOT A DUI-?
Robin: father, honestly, priorities.
Batman: i- uh-
The rest of the league, exchanging blank looks:
*massive explosion*
Batman: um- OK WE HAVE TO GO BUT WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER-
*after the fight, ten hours later, everybody is exhausted and covered in blood and dust*
Batman, wrapping gauze around Robin’s wrist: i… feel like there was something i was going to say earlier. regarding you.
The league, watching the Robins stay completely silent:
Red Hood, without blinking: yeah old man, you promised us all that you’d buy pizza on the way back to Gotham.
Batman: …i don’t remember saying th-
Nightwing: fucking course you don’t. first you forget to tell me my little brother dies until after his funeral, now you forget to feed me. are you gonna forget to invite me over for game night, too?
Batman:
Robin: *silently making an ‘a-ok’ gesture behind Bruce’s back*
Batman: …right. yeah. that must have been it. we’ll get pizza ordered to the manor.
Superman, leaning over to Green Arrow: do you think he’ll be ok alone with them? they’re kinda mean
Green Arrow: no i knew that man in college. he brought this on himself.
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