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i know none of you care but the dead island 2 dlc came out a couple days ago n i was only able to play for like 30 mins today and i fear im back into the brainrot. ive been obsessed w dead island since i was in like the 5th grade and when i tell you . when i tell you i always go back to it.

and also idk if anybody agrees and idgaf if im the only one but guys ryan is so fine you don't understand he's a silly little stripper especially in that juggalo skin i literally repeatedly checked amazon gaming every other day for like 6-8 months straight specifically for his skin to drop since they were doing them one by one i had the tab literally open for months you do NOT understand how mental i am about it. you don't know what a crazy BITCH i am for it

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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No babydoll, we’re still cool. Just the way your eyes glassed over with desire when I said I’d bury you surprised me is all.

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leather jackets, cherries, bruised knuckles, roses, lipstick, fast cars, rose petals. your essence is red: you are a spirit of intensity who effortlessly inspires others. you struggle to slow down; there is always another goal, another prize, to prove you are strong enough to them. you cannot stop speaking for the voiceless. you are the torch-wielder. you are the rebel. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of crimson, blush, terracotta, and fire, who share your unapologetic nature. you are also drawn to the free-spirited souls purple and yellow, who will help you grow and see that you can lighten your heart sometimes. however, you may struggle to get along with the internal personalities of blue and brown who are too methodical.

New uquiz gamers post the color you got + your f/o(s)

clear water, milkshakes, crystals, agave, candy dishes, converse, seashells. your essence is seafoam: you lose yourself in dreams and drift away from reality. happiness is easier when alone; your sensitivity has borne you too many scars to risk honesty again. your imagination and intuition help you dive deep into introspection, at the cost of truly unfurling. you are the dreamer. you are the wallflower. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of teal, jade, sky, and sage, who similarly value their authenticity. you are also drawn to the diligent honeysuckle and coral, who will help you grow and turn your thoughts to reality. however, you may struggle to get along with the stubborn personalities of pearl and tawny who have no room for contradiction.

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I love hearing “I masturbated to your pictures today” or “I thought about you when I touched myself”

its so good for my self esteem lol

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Say “cheese”

Now say “aah”

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Oh, you want ME to DRAW for you? Then beg. Get on your knees and beg like the filthy fucking mutt you are. Fucking whine for me, show me how much you want your pathetic little characters drawn. Lick this artist dick squeaky clean and I might consider taking pitty on you. Would you want that, dog? I bet you would. Now get to it, before I change my fucking mind.

…Aaaand post.

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i think i deserve a stalker. someone! please!! send me weird and gross asks!! threaten me!! be obsessed with me!! ill be good and let u abuse me!!!

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Guys I’m LITERALLY nicole if she was ugly I swear I AM her u DONT understand

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Lawrence, honey, you have a little ketchup on ur cheek…

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Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Do you like Bobcats?

KITTIES !!!! {yes}

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Some drawings of @stinkykitty8 ‘s btd ocs!!! They’re the kids of the main gang 😝😝

AGAIN, thank you to @stinkykitty8 for letting me draw them, it was so fun!!!!

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if i end up never finishing this i need you guys to kill me