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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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play toys ?

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i should probably not be on tumblr right now because i’m scared and this is Website that makes ocd worse but i don’t want to get out of bed so

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I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

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How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

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#fuckyeahdecliningbirthrates

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dude your album's opening track fucking bit me

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The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away

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i like dennis i think he’s gay. both seriously and as a joke. i liked dayman

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like idk if im just comically out of shape or what but i know im not supposed to be in so much pain the day after working an 8hr shift that i can barely stand and have to call in sick. Thats what i was going through last summer and thats why i said i couldnt work a job if i had one

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so ive watched three seasons of its always sunny in like. a week? ish? please don’t make me get a job <- couldn’t work a job if he got one

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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

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i want to go to a lolita meetup next month but it’s summer and i’ll get sweatyyyy