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No one:

Cats when they love someone:

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The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

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so anyway... why do i wanna be a rabbi? wrong answers only

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Sacha Baron Cohen’s Keynote Address at ADL’s 2019 Never Is Now Summit on Anti-Semitism and Hate

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this is totally appropriate and necessary to start teaching

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“There’s got to be another way to feel happy.”

“So it’s Fourth of July 2011, I’ve been sober for a while, so I thought I’d celebrate. With a beer. I woke up three days later in an alley. […] That was the day I truly accepted that I can’t have alcohol or drugs, ever. Not a beer, not a glass of wine, […] so I kind of get where you’re coming from. There’s something I want that I can’t have for the rest of my life. And there’s something you don’t want that you have to have for the rest of yours.”

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“Is not Hanukkah a symbol of Israel, and its light a symbol of his immortality?”

— Leo Jung

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כָּל אֶחָד הוּא אוֹר קָטָן וְכֻלָנוּ אוֹר אֵיתָן Happy Chanukah!

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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Imagine you’re in the bathroom and your friend knocks and you’re like “come in!” and he comes in and he’s like WTF dude don’t ask me to come in while you’re in business, and you’re like well i thought it might be an emergency! and he’s like IT WASNT! and then millennia later thousands of Jews know this about you. Dark shoutout to Rabbi Safra

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If I eat a tide pod should I say shehakol

You should say the shema because you will die

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on butchness and growing up

when i was 13-14 a camp counselor assigned me the role of love interest and made me up in a dress and curls because she quote “wanted to see what id look like”

countless times through my youth similar things happened with classmates, friends and adults.

these are experiences that butches are presented with as kids; adults and peers are constantly trying to “fix” us because in their eyes we’re a wrong that can righted, if some charitable soul (them) just “shows us” how to be feminine.

this developes into compulsive femininity nine times out of ten in different stages of a butch woman’s life. im here to say that there is nothing about you that needs to be fixed and you are the best version of yourself you could ever be.

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stuff that happened in the past decade

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Shabbat Shalom!

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CHAZAQA VE'BRUCHA

These photos from Tiffany Haddish’s bat mitvah !! I could WEEP !! (Link to article)

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