robb, 17, westeros. king in the north. chances are you know my name, but NOT my story. fuck lannisters. fuck joffrey. fuck betrothals (lmao love my baby talisa two months strong <3). fuck moms i dont need your shit. fuck people who think a throne is theirs by rights… (lol you know who i mean.) living my life, you can stay mad. i do not give one single fuck. WINTER IS COMING BITCHEZ.
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I’m the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I’m not a quitter, I’m that cunt. I killed for you; who else can say that? You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it. - Amy Dunne (Gone Girl)
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"I never liked your husband. He’d pat me on the back a lot."
ariannenymerosmartell is wholly responsible for me writing this fic.
Because really, this opportunity was too good to pass up.
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harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
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jillypups replied to your post “note to self: do not read jillypups‘s fics on the bus or you might...”
WHICH ONE
i was re-reading the 2nd chapter of a kiss just for fun, and i was already smiling with their banter, but the moment jon walks in, i started giggling loudly; i couldn’t stop myself :P
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note to self: do not read jillypups‘s fics on the bus or you might start giggling like an idiot and have everyone disapprovingly stare at you
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my only canon otp is cersei/wine
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stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals
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Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.
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Grumpy Stannis is Grumpy
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Who in your OTP asks the weird questions in the middle of the night and who hits the other in the face with a pillow
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i would absolutely never have any practical use for a sword but i want one anyway
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