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[shirly-keeper]

shouldn’t’a made such a great photo for cheerin’ up Harl if you didn’t want it used for that

today is really not my day :(

[shirly-keeper]

I know what’ll cheer ya up

today is really not my day :(

[shirly-keeper]

It's gently bully your godfather o'clock! He wouldn't take his hat off though.

[shirly-keeper]

What evidence did he plant?

a roll of toilet paper a cassette tape a ping pong paddle a wad of crinkled paper an armoured truck driver mask some soap and some peas

[shirly-keeper]

Hey Shirley, what was the weirdest thing you ever saw someone throw out?

I guess when Tippy planted the evidence in the Operating Room there ain’t really anythin’ that’s weird to throw out just sad and/or horrifying

[shirly-keeper]

but there are so many emojis, one of them has to be you

do I seem like the type of person to give a flyin’ fuck about emojis

[shirly-keeper]

but which emoji speaks to you the most

None

[shirly-keeper]

what emoji do you think you are then

I donno none of em

[shirly-keeper]

ok this is you then > 🥸

… that’s a joke right?

[shirly-keeper]

this is you > 🤓

no it ain’t

[shirly-keeper]

anon you’re absolute trash

I always knew you were a phony, that nice guy act isn't fooling anyone

I wasn’t acting :(

[shirly-keeper]

@helpfull-handyman-harl-hubbs I believe this is yours

[shirly-keeper]

it’s goin’ fine

I think I just got myself involved in somesorta plot

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maybe it is only time’ll tell

I think I just got myself involved in somesorta plot

[shirly-keeper]

I think I just got myself involved in somesorta plot

[shirly-keeper]

He shouldn’t be pickin’ up a minifridge with his arm like that is why

Why not ask Harl to make you one he does that kinda stuff for free

Oh... huh hadn't thought of that I'm pretty handy myself so I don't usually ask him for help but he's right across the street from work so it couldn't hurt to ask I guess.

@helpfull-handyman-harl-hubbs would you be able to take a look at my failed locking mini fridge and I don't know make it a better one?

[shirly-keeper]

Don’t listen to him drop it off at the junkyard

Why not ask Harl to make you one he does that kinda stuff for free

Oh... huh hadn't thought of that I'm pretty handy myself so I don't usually ask him for help but he's right across the street from work so it couldn't hurt to ask I guess.

@helpfull-handyman-harl-hubbs would you be able to take a look at my failed locking mini fridge and I don't know make it a better one?