shit-talk-turner
shit-talk-turner
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shit-talk-turner · 3 hours ago
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Ooo wouldn’t alex technically be with Alexa during the Ibiza groupie encounter? September 2007👀
even if they were “official” at that point we doubt he was always 100% on his best behavior. Anyway though, how much could have happened if they dismissed the groupies after an hour
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shit-talk-turner · 13 hours ago
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I don’t care if louise posts boring/meaningless stuff, i prefer it that when she goes silently 😭 i fear i have been pavlov-ed into seeing her ig stories lmao
Ugh idk at least when she’s quiet we can use our imaginations
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shit-talk-turner · 14 hours ago
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Did taylor remove all her alex photos?
Did she? We still see his feet and some that we know he took. We don’t see the one of him looking hot into the sunset or his 30th birthday post though
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shit-talk-turner · 21 hours ago
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There might be something going on between Alex and Louise...something like an unknown in the air I don't know why I have this inexplicable feeling 😔 // I feel like they had a fight or something, I don't know why I'm feeling like that lol
Guys, pulling speculation out of thin air with a feeling is gonna get us nowhere
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shit-talk-turner · 21 hours ago
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There might be something going on between Alex and Louise...something like an unknown in the air I don't know why I have this inexplicable feeling 😔
Maybe take a nap and have a snack. The feeling could subside
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shit-talk-turner · 23 hours ago
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Hello fam. I'd been away for a fortnight or something lol. Anything mention worthy has happened? Xx
nope. Tom Rowley played a concert, no one spotted Alex except one uncorroborated anon. We continue to not know where he is or what he does
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shit-talk-turner · 1 day ago
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do you guys know of any stories of alex or other am members inviting girls backstage? (besides louise ofc) ///
Do you mean on recent tours or ever?
There is this really old story of them inviting some girls back to their hotel after a gig in Ibiza, then quickly sending them away again.
https://www.digitalspy.com/music/a74998/arctic-monkeys-turn-away-groupies/
lmao this seems so on-brand
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shit-talk-turner · 1 day ago
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James who? If you’re referring to Ford that’s bs//
O’Hara
👍🏻
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shit-talk-turner · 1 day ago
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I checked James’s Instagram and yeah Matt and Amanda are in France??
James who? If you’re referring to Ford that’s bs
yeah who are you talking about?
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shit-talk-turner · 1 day ago
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No, the fan claim was that Matt said he wasn’t going to be at leadmill because he’d be in France (the anon then assumed in their own it was because Alex lived there)
Thanks for clarifying! Although I do hope he’s there . I wanna see new pics ‘
at the same time, others have claimed that Matt, Nick and Jamie were all at the leadmill. Also uncorroborated but this is all just he said/she said.
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shit-talk-turner · 1 day ago
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NGL i lowkey would love to get an allowance hahaha
lmao
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shit-talk-turner · 1 day ago
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do you guys know of any stories of alex or other am members inviting girls backstage? (besides louise ofc)
nothing that is corroborated in any way
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shit-talk-turner · 2 days ago
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louise, being a grown ass woman (even if it was years ago, her ass was already ADULT and very conscious. she was +20yo) liked rape joke. she also liked racist/xenophobic joke. you can come with this "people change" bs, but i knew from a very young age that those were nasty, ugly, hurtful things to say, to believe. //
her past behavior absolutely deserves criticism, and no one's saying you can’t call that out. but her mistakes don’t justify the misogynistic comments she constantly gets. i’m not defending what she did, i’m just saying that calling out harmful behavior doesn’t mean it’s suddenly okay to be sexist in return. people can and should be held accountable without resorting to misogyny.
but the people calling her a gold digger etc. are not doing so because of her liking racist jokes. Those are entirely separate points of critique. We hear the general sentiment behind these points being raised but people aren’t just throwing around gold digger because they don’t like her viewpoints or actions. She is a person who lives off of a presumptive allowance from her wealthier boyfriend/situationship/whatever. How is it proposed that people talk about such things? Are we good if we shift to calling her a gender-neutral term like freeloader?
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shit-talk-turner · 2 days ago
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we don’t think that’s funny at all unless you really believe they are in a four-way polygamous relationship // I swear Louise is like a lot closer to Amanda(maybe even Matt) than she's to Alex... It's hilarious.
it is hilarious, but we don’t think that’s the kind of funny the first anon meant
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shit-talk-turner · 2 days ago
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Didn’t Louise use to live in Antibes when she was younger? I’m sure she’d love to be there with Alex, Amanda and Matt right now...
her personal narrative is always changing but yes to our understanding she was raised in the south of France
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shit-talk-turner · 2 days ago
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when terms like "gold digger" or "sugar baby" are thrown around, especially in reference to women, they carry a lot of baggage. even if it's not the intention, those words tap into a deeply ingrained narrative that reduces women to their proximity to men and their perceived material gain. it's not the same when used about men, because the cultural weight behind it just isn’t equal.////
Any way you try to cut it, Louise still IS a gold digger. She is the one who has been "reducing" herself to her proximity to the (rich) men and their money for years. Alex is certainly not her first sugar daddy. In fact all her "boyfriends" were wealthy, from the older guy the Voice judge, then that music producer, then olive oil company heir, then that rich photographer..... she never had to work for a minute of her life. She always had a sposor for her lifestyle adventures.
yeah listen, we are hearing the other anon about the terminology being part of a patriarchal world that we are unfortunately all living in, but it does not change the fact that she is not doing anything productive with her life besides existing at the whims of partners with money. And she does not own it but tries to pass herself off as an artiste. We will continue to snark
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shit-talk-turner · 2 days ago
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I checked James’s Instagram and yeah Matt and Amanda are in France
it’s funny because didn’t a fan say Matt told him they’re headed to France because Alex lives there?
No, the fan claim was that Matt said he wasn’t going to be at leadmill because he’d be in France (the anon then assumed in their own it was because Alex lived there)
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