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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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crossfaded off a burp and a sneeze

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my dark dinner

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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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you know you’re behind in mario kart when the game gives you a bullet william

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when i decide im not going

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there are certain men I'm attracted to with whom I would not like to have sex but I would like them to sleep at the foot of my bed like a dog

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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them