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I defaulted to a goat

J

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He mentioned nudity -....so I wanted to be sure

Julias

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K: I don’t have time to read all 17 chapters!

J: of what?

K: my book!

*j dies*

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“She sniffed my armpit though”-j

“You sniffed mine first”

-s

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Yeah you heard me! Tell the sky to fuck off

K

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Was there hair poop and kugel in your pants? Yes! That’s how you know your dating me! *hug*

S and J

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I was sexting TWO boys, IN class

Rando

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Holden don't Math it

Katie

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This is a very buttish peach

Talking about animal crossing - Katie

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I'm going to make it a meme. Meh he says, no one will every (she goes on, it's lovely Coz she is a writer but I forgot already with my feeble sleepy mind)

Katie

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Okay I'll make some origami porn pamphlets

Katie

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Now my elbow pit itches! Thank for your foot massager.

Katie

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That's how I want to talk about my sex life. Sing about it with a bunch of zombies!

Marylin

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The “Texts 24/7 But Won’t Admit That They Like You” Squad

Gemini, Aquarius, Capricorn, Aries, Sagittarius

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cute new co-worker is super cute and this is a problem.

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Anna: does he cuddle with this body-no!

Katie: of course not! It's not a body worth cuddling!

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"They are bitches?" "Yeah! They are a pile of them! All three of them!"

-Jenny