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Happy mothers day to Stan Pines
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#stancest#teen ford x old stan#oh my GOD#THIS IS EVERYTHING...#not to derail and be#stan x reader#cringe but#i'm imagining stan doing this to me (physically i'm pretty much teen ford)#i. would probably start crying (positive)#BUT ANYWAY this isn't about me#it's about ford and i *know* he's either immediately going to start crying or is crying internally after stan says that (positive)#'worth living just to meet you kiddo' IS SUCH A FUCKING. LINE.#I'M 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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stancest and aphrodisiacs go together like peanut butter and jelly. get over your incest taboo with the power of sex pollen IMMEDIATELY !
i normally go for sexed up ford torturing stan but the other way around is peak too. ford having to deal with stan openly wanting him and hitting on him?? i think he’d die. he canonically thinks stan is charming ok his flirting — even in Mindless Horny Animal State — would go crazy. to ford at least
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lookin good!!
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ford says it looks good but he just cant wait to take it off of stan! fake ass compliment smh
#OOOOOUGH#ONCE AGAIN I AM FORD#stancest#stan wearing a shirt with the top few buttons undone is one of my weaknesses..............#also clothes-on sex is hot as fuck#I get it ford#tired. i am going to
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stan has to wake up to this every morning
bonus stan tries journaling
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(Thinking about possessing Ford Pines) GOD i want to drive that man around like a Honda Civic
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me on stan pines's belly rn
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boundaries
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She Stan on my Ford till i Pines
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I think teen stan should have closeted himbo energy
Like, someone comes out 2 him and hes like “aw, neat. Just don’t hit on me okay!” and then gets sad when he’s not hit on
And it should be Ford who does this btw
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Stan and Ford nipples (drooling)
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i'm thinking about mullet!stan. especially wearing a tank top.
that delicious muscle-with-fat-on-top and a nice belly.... seeing his hairy arms and upper chest out in the open bc of the tank top...
AND ESPECIALLY. if his nipples kinda poke through the fabric. god DAMN I AM DROOLING. (excellent example by @tiredyaoi : https://www.tumblr.com/tiredyaoi/778102782098014208 (fyi, there is stancest in that link)) MAN.
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I AM POSTING. ABOUT STANCES.T
THIS IS A POST ABOUT STANCEST. I AM TALKING ABOUT STANCEST IN THIS POST.
STAN AND FORD KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
#stancest#shitting and pissing#<- i need a talk tag. i might have started posting like 3.5 years ago but better late than never.
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This is how its been feelin lately like GUYS, FELLAS EVEN I've only been here for such a small amount of time and everyone has been SO NICE AND WELCOMING!!! Like im just a little [REDACTED] ;-;
More Blank Meme's I've drawn under the cut
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i’m having visions about 30s stans
Stanley is in the back of his car, wearing his jacket and crying while Ford is on top of him. He’s asking ford not to, but ford cant help himself and they kiss and do more
Do i know how they got there, no. Do I know what happens after, barely. Point is Sad Stan and Loving Ford is like catnip 2 me
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