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Caught in a rather good romance

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Daikon Pulling

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The paranoia and obsession underlying this ideology is really something

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I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

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Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

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god i love tinkaton so much, literally incredible pokemon design . i was happy with hatterene being the peak of "pretty pink girly fairy type that will Fuck you Up" but then they were like what if we made an even pinker, girlier pokemon who also happens to have a kickass giant steel hammer twice her size . signiture move gigaton hammer where she bonks u flat with it like its nothing . little (◕ω◕✿) smile on her face . amazing stunning breathtaking showstopping etc

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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

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The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

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remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

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just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

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when u get told to stfu for being autism cringe on the autism cringe website

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lil bit cursed

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