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they say money can’t buy you happiness, but it CAN buy your bffs and partner/s cute little gifts and trinkets or tasty food they wouldn’t normally splurge on and you know what? That makes me pretty damn happy soooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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my roommate just took a shit and didn’t close the door between the dorm room and the bathroom or use the poopourie our suite mate bought and put in there and now the whole room literally smells like sewage it’s so bad and I am SUFFERING

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let’s get this fucking straight - if you keep escaping while I’m out of normal pokeballs and make me go through 7 FUCKING GREAT BALLS AND 4 RASPBERRY WHATEVER THE HELLS AND THEN HAVE THE AU FUCKING DACITY TO HAVE

0 FUCKING STARS OF STATS

I will fucking END YOU, YOU LITTLE ACORN MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU HEAR ME?!

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at current time since I have not yet had the opportunity for any surgery or hormones, I’m basically just always in day drag whether I wanna be or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I just wanna let y’all know that if I could eat risotto for every meal for the rest of my life, I would, and I’d be damn happy about it.

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terfs are yucky 😌🌸✨

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Ok but now thinking about it, all those motherfuckers in the first high school musical we’re sophomores... where the FUCK were the theater seniors and upperclassmen in that shit cuz lemme tell you NO sophomore comes in being Hot Shit like Sharpay’s sparkly ass self and gets their way like bitch there was a freshman like that who had that same ass attitude and just as much talent but bc of her diva ass self the whole theater dept just noped out on giving her attention like?????¿¿¿ nobody but her thinks she’s The Best Around and Sharpay would’ve been the entire ass same like don’t EVEN play the seniors would have gone off on her bitch ass and that’s that on that

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college is like a brain mortgage

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this just in:

horses can crochet?????

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my fellow pre-surgery/hormones trans men, y’all ever feel like ur trapped as Mrs. Doubtfire and u should be able to snatch them stick-on titties off but y’ain’t able to so you gotta keep up the act around certain ppl until u can find the right place to finally fuckin change and yank off the false body and features and exit as Mr. Daniel Hillard? cuz me as well.

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the first few days of ur period is rly like having a monthly sneak peak into what it would be like to live through ‘the poop accelerates’ but i digress