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Eric: Alec Baldwin is like if Jeremy Renner ate a second Jeremy Renner

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*to the tune of Waving Through a Window* will I ever be Millie Bobby Brown? Cuz I’m Schnapp Schnapp Schnappin on the glass—

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This kid looks like if the youngest kid in Malcolm in the Middle was soggy!

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Jacob: [the Saw series] is just a big flashback before a present day that never comes

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Eric: We’re gonna watch Saw V… Superman

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*watching saw 3*

Jacob: I know someone who saw their own brain in the mirror—

Eric: SAW??!!

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*sees Gale getting flogged*

Eric: Oh no, the Passion of the Chris! Or wait, he’s Liam dammit…

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Eric: Caesar Flickerman?? I hardly know her-man!!

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Alan: it’s the lesser Hemsworth!

Eric: uh, it’s pronounced “Liam”??

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Eric: In space, no one can hear you shit

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Mike: No wonder mom divorced you! You’re too ghoulish, papa!!

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character: “I came to like you…”

eric: and then I came to lick you

alan: and then I just came

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Eric: did he just prematurely e-dracula-te?

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character: “you better not be lame, or I’m out!”

eric: me talking to a horse be like

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I've been scrolling through this channel for a bit and I'm so disappointed in myself that I can tell where every single quote is from 😭

Me too man 🥲🥲🥲me too

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She’s doing greenface! She’s being shrekcist!!!

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This blog brings me much joy

I’m so happy bro ty😭