shitpunsforshitnuns
shitpunsforshitnuns
uh hello I guess
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they/it, grey ace, NO MOM YOU'RE EMO
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 7 hours ago
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my fav type of wiki citation
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 7 hours ago
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a single dry cough
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 8 hours ago
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 11 hours ago
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 11 hours ago
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Dogy named Pieceof Shit
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 16 hours ago
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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 16 hours ago
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Nature + Fiddler
This month's (June) exclusive sticker club artwork. There are a few slots still open!
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 16 hours ago
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dan playing 4d chess with himself and his fans. laughing about accidentally calling himself a homo and repeating it as a joke while knowing he is, in fact, a full time internet homo for real.
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 16 hours ago
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I lost the video but recently someone said “y’all want iconic 2000s pop stars again but can’t even handle Sabrina Carpenter” and I think that sums up roughly what’s going on
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 16 hours ago
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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 17 hours ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 1 day ago
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you have 6 seconds to pass me that blunt before i threaten to kill myself
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 1 day ago
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Evan Buckley + Countertops
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shitpunsforshitnuns · 1 day ago
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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
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