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Ok that - that makes me want to kill myself. That is so cliche.”

Tandy, giving side-eye to the couple next to us in a Brooklyn cafe who ordered avacado toast.

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Happy Birthday Carol!!!! hashtag shitsurmasays (some may get this...)

Tandy 

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Me: Oh, it says here Aix-en-Provence is considered the brainy City.

Tandy: Yeah. It’s like the Ann Arbor of France.

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No! No! Don’t take that into the bedroom, if you can’t drink that out here in the living room then you shouldn’t have poured it.

Tandy 

I live with a man who won’t let me drink wine or eat in bed. Let me tell you America, living with a dictator is no fun.

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Me to Tandy: "Don't make me do a 3rd #shitsurmasays."

Tandy: "Ok. Let's be real here. I make you relevant. I am the only reason people don't unfriend you. People hate your political posts ... (said as he sways and dances to Sinead O'Conners "Nothing Compares 2 U”) .. What. This is a beautiful song.”

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No, no this is too far. I swear if you wear socks with Birkenstocks, you will have to walk 20 feet behind me. You look like a little girl who dressed herself for the first time. They're not called Birken-socks, they're called Birkenstocks. This may be the worst fashion mistake you've ever made.

Tandy 

I went to the podiatrist yesterday, and then went and bought my first pair of Birkenstocks. Also, NYC streets are filthy.

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You know what movie really disgusts me? ... The Godfather. That movie is about a bunch of immigrants bringing their culture, their crime-ridden way of life into America, stealing our jobs and killing our great people. Geez!

Tandy,  stated with a mischievous twinkle in his eye after a conversation about Syrian refugees, over a delicious chicken parm, served with Italian red wine. Also, we listened to the Godfather soundtrack on vinyl last week.

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We are the greatest university in the universe.

Tandy & University of Michigan 

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You should NOT introduce a vegetable to a plate unless it has been properly blanched. Period.

Tandy

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You would like this guy. He likes beer, cigars, whiskey, and being a liberal.

Tandy

I prefer scotch. 

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You should tone down your political postings and focus instead on #shitsurmasays. I think that would be really good for you, really increase your likes.

Tandy, said in response to “I really want a burger.”

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Tandy: "You know what really irritates me about the NYTimes!? Articles like this!"

I look at the headline "Why the US Isn't Better at Predicting Weather Patterns"

I look at the Tandy. "What!? They don't understand how hard predicting weather is, what goes into it, and they're implying people are better than the US!"

We then had a nice little chat about what women and people of color might find irritating about media headlines re: what is missed/not understood. Let's just say weather patterns, not one of them.

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I'm glad you know who Andy Samberg is, you're getting smart like me.

Tandy

After asking "Do you know who sings this?" "This" being "I'm On a Boat".

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So if they have my genes they'll be like 'That's bad, don't do that!' And if they have your genes they'll be like 'Rules!? Why should I follow the rules!?' So let's hope our kids have my genes.

Tandy

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Tandy: "So you know what station is really crushing it right now?" Me: "No, who?" Tandy: "HGTV."

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You know, if we're really pro-life we should get rid of drones ... [thoughtful pause] and guns.

Tandy

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I wish that [golf] gear didn't have the charity on it though. Just the country club would be nice. It's really nice gear.

Tandy