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you know what im gonna say

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happy 10/25!!!! have a very bdhs cascade day :D

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whered you go bird boy :(

TG: hell

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oh fuck you're so babie.

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how's the nest, dude? you were chirping about it, you know. it wasn't bad or anything, it was cool. so i gotta know how it is.

TG: wow TG: youre really just gonna assume that i have a nest huh TG: what is it because im part bird? TG: are all birds just the same to you? you think that anything with wings just wastes its time sitting around in nests and chirping and puking worms into each others mouths and flying into glass windows because theyre idiots? TG: you think all birds are fuckin braindead idiots huh. you think all birds deserve to die TG: well i hate to break it to you asshole but TG: youre speciesist TG: the dumbest bird is smarter than youll ever be TG: and ive never nested in my goddamn life

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Whats a bird

TG: do i look like i have any goddamn clue

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how's the nest, dude? you were chirping about it, you know. it wasn't bad or anything, it was cool. so i gotta know how it is.

TG: wow TG: youre really just gonna assume that i have a nest huh TG: what is it because im part bird? TG: are all birds just the same to you? you think that anything with wings just wastes its time sitting around in nests and chirping and puking worms into each others mouths and flying into glass windows because theyre idiots? TG: you think all birds are fuckin braindead idiots huh. you think all birds deserve to die TG: well i hate to break it to you asshole but TG: youre speciesist TG: the dumbest bird is smarter than youll ever be TG: and ive never nested in my goddamn life

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Shh he is resting

TG: ... TG: ..what- 'm not-

TG: ...huh

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(Not an ask for Davesprite but rather about the format shit.

HOW. THE FUCK. DO YOU DO. THE MOTHERFUCKING TEXT.

Sorry, I'm both curious as fuck and kinda new (ish) within Homestuck. I couldn't figure out how tf did you managed the text thing)

~Anon Dave (May or may not be just inspired from the aformentioned Strider's name)

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TG: tada

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BRO: Pfft-

BRO: That's not how you nest, bud. Looks like you're havin' a hard time.

BRO: Here, brought some pillows and shit to make this nest structurally sound. Scoot over and let me help.

( @badlydrawn-brostrider return of the king)

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BRO: Pfft-

BRO: That's not how you nest, bud. Looks like you're havin' a hard time.

BRO: Here, brought some pillows and shit to make this nest structurally sound. Scoot over and let me help.

( @badlydrawn-brostrider return of the king)

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*puts a potato chip on his head*

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*hands him a bag of peanuts*

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*dumps a bunch of blankets onto him* Wrap yourself in these, boy.

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Give into the bird. It feels great. Create nest with blankets, stuffed animals, and pillows. Bring family in. Protect.

TG: yeah TG: no TG: im not doing that shit man TG: seriously why the fuck would i TG: like what am i some goddamn five year old that just had a nightmare and had to go running to daddy because im too much of a bitch to handle shit myself TG: frankly its pretty fuckin weird that youre just telling me to go do that shit dude who the fuck even are you TG: acting like you know whats best for me when really that just proves you dont know jack about shit because if you did youd know that dave 'sprite' strider is one cold motherfucker he doesnt need to get all fuckin buried in blankets and pillows and shit even though that shit sounds hella warm and soft and TG: like TG: the antithesis to him right he doesnt need that shit hes a stone cold motherfucker putting him in a nest is like putting a bird in a tank full of piranhas TG: hes not meant to be there it aint gonna go well for anyone and theres gonna be feathers everywhere TG: and dont even get me started on that last part dude holy shit TG: who the hell would i even drag in there TG: fuckin daddy bird? god knows where that asshole is he probably left to get bird cigs and milk and never came back yk TG: hes not just gonna show up so i can fuckin burrito him in blankets taco bell fuckin wishes their wrapping skills were as good as mine youll be at it for goddamn hours trying to unwrap him and every time you reach the end TG: surprise asshole TG: another layer of blankets TG: patented family recipe you gotta keep the fillings safe in their fuckin blanket straightjacket yknow

TG: ...

TG: dont even have enough blankets for one anyway

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.......................................................................hits you with a pool noodle..

TG: you really thought you could land a hit on a strider TG: nice try man

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B33 < meow meow meow meow i am going to throw 50 WATER BALLOONS AT YOU!!