shittyelfchild · 1 month ago
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actually punched the air in joy at the news that the caramel apple drink sauce is back at the elfsburg grille. do you have any idea how good that stuff is, and it’s seasonal? huge ups for all elves in these last days of summer
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shittyelfchild · 1 month ago
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 
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shittyelfchild · 2 months ago
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girl you've been running through my mind all day
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shittyelfchild · 2 months ago
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cant stop thinking about this comment
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shittyelfchild · 11 months ago
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@snowqueenjacqueline you’re onto something….bylaws? more like MYLAWS (does things first apologizes/asks questions later)
and to the one person in my dms, I did NOT mean apologies to my own ass for dancing. I literally live above a bakery, in a loft. but your concern is definitely noted and ??appreciated??
my apologies to the bakery downstairs. I’m not dying I promise. Im not hosting a tap dancing seminar. I’m also I’m not moving every piece of furniture I own. I’m just learning the choreo to jungkook’s standing next to you
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shittyelfchild · 11 months ago
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my apologies to the bakery downstairs. I’m not dying I promise. Im not hosting a tap dancing seminar. I’m also I’m not moving every piece of furniture I own. I’m just learning the choreo to jungkook’s standing next to you
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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@crxmes
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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well god forbid a woman does anything 🙄 (she is damaging the fabric of space and time)
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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a trip into the wilderness: maeve whalen for anOther magazine fall / winter 2017
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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*girl whos scared out of her mind* i think what matters is love and being kind and thats it
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks
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shittyelfchild · 1 year ago
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He only ever texts me when he’s horny
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shittyelfchild · 2 years ago
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u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
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shittyelfchild · 2 years ago
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IM UP! I’m up I swear! (This is not because Jacqueline came almost literally in a flurry into my place to wake me tf up from my slumber. Definitely not. I did not accidentally sleep through my three alarms because I was being koala’d by b and was too comfy to get up)
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone! I have to get ready for a party at ultra fast speed ahhhhh
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shittyelfchild · 2 years ago
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Ahhh I’m so glad they liked them!! I did make them myself so they are full of love! They made a great little project while I was watching movies this past fall 🥰
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