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wheres seasons greasons
#accurate representation of b getting on santa’s ass about something we warned him about back in like may/june 🫡#bella twilight WISHES she had the ability to hold on like a spider monkey to a grudge like b can over something#mostly things that should be easy! and then are not. because of a ignorance or snafu#love him long time but the guy can frustrate grump for a HAUTE minute
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actually punched the air in joy at the news that the caramel apple drink sauce is back at the elfsburg grille. do you have any idea how good that stuff is, and it’s seasonal? huge ups for all elves in these last days of summer
#and it’s clever too because I’d argue caramel apples could also be a summer fair moment#so the season sisters do NOT have to argue about this thing and can in fact shake hands‼️ 🤝#huge day for enjoyers of drinks tbh. they can also put it in an Italian soda and it goes crazy
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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girl you've been running through my mind all day
#sometimes I imagine that when Jacqueline is on a time crunch for snows she moves like this in the sky#and that’s when I kiss two fingers and raise them skyward like the hunger games for winter’s bravest soldier
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cant stop thinking about this comment
#oh but. OH#I COULD DO THIS FOR POP MUSIC WHEN ARCHIE IS CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO SPIN CHRISTMAS TUNES#‘thanks for tuning in to 106.1 BOP RADIO! all bops bangers and noooo skips! up next: new woman by Lisa and Rosalia’#and then I immediately play walk the dinosaur six time on accident because it has been SOOOO stuck in my head this week :/
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@snowqueenjacqueline you’re onto something….bylaws? more like MYLAWS (does things first apologizes/asks questions later)
and to the one person in my dms, I did NOT mean apologies to my own ass for dancing. I literally live above a bakery, in a loft. but your concern is definitely noted and ??appreciated??
my apologies to the bakery downstairs. I’m not dying I promise. Im not hosting a tap dancing seminar. I’m also I’m not moving every piece of furniture I own. I’m just learning the choreo to jungkook’s standing next to you
#dude I stg it would not be such a big deal if this choreo didn’t have so much LEG WORK#and there’s this one really fast arm move? that I keep screwing up and maaaaybe yelling the f word in frustration about#it has to be done! so quickly dude! AHHHHHH#and if I don’t have this current and trendy dance to whip out at the party for Christmas what is the DING DANG POINT OF ANYTHING /drama
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my apologies to the bakery downstairs. I’m not dying I promise. Im not hosting a tap dancing seminar. I’m also I’m not moving every piece of furniture I own. I’m just learning the choreo to jungkook’s standing next to you
#I am winded. but survimgimg#I think?? leepteee dizzy. anywyagsd#BANGER choreo. have to off gas the seasonal stress somehow!
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@crxmes
#if you ask me ispy series was definitely created by elves. I mean. LOOK at it#actually going to ask someone about this damn now I need to know#if there’s one thing that’s elf brand tee em it’s TRINKETS
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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
#exactly why I can’t take b to the club#he’ll be a normal guy for 20 minutes and then he’s casually talking about something from 400 years ago that nobody gets#‘but that was before your time huh’ my brother in CHRIST you look like it was before YOUR time too! shit!#he’s scaring the hoes and it’s making it hard to be bisexual and also make friends#we’re together though thankfully or I’d truly get no bitches#love him long time though promise
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well god forbid a woman does anything 🙄 (she is damaging the fabric of space and time)
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a trip into the wilderness: maeve whalen for anOther magazine fall / winter 2017
#not to put torturous greeting cards on the dash but Bernard is the brown monke if you care to know#I just feel it in my bones dude he looks mid lecture and that surely would resonate with the Lad tee em#@ b
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*girl whos scared out of her mind* i think what matters is love and being kind and thats it
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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks
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He only ever texts me when he’s horny
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u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
#me after waking up from my second deep sleep#holy shit last year took it out of me I did not understand how much#it’s been two weeks since I crashed again and FINALLY the nagging tireds are subsiding
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