shittysawtraps
shittysawtraps
real bottom of the barrel traps
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Jigsaw might have come up with a lot of good traps, but they can't all be winners, y'know? Submit your ideas for ineffective, stupid, or just shitty traps here. I’m the Bobby Dagen to jigsaw_quotes’ John Kramer.
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shittysawtraps · 4 days ago
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shoutout to the people currently in saw traps. you’re gonna make it out of this. unless you’re morally impure or otherwise unworthy of surviving ☺️
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shittysawtraps · 7 days ago
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i have great news about a majority of the saw franchise
saw traps are too violent. that’s why in the next movie, the first trap will be someone with a reverse bear trap on their head trying to solve the disappearance of their neighbor’s cat in a small village in the alps.
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shittysawtraps · 7 days ago
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saw traps are too violent. that’s why in the next movie, the first trap will be someone with a reverse bear trap on their head trying to solve the disappearance of their neighbor’s cat in a small village in the alps.
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shittysawtraps · 7 days ago
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putting my cat in a saw trap (holding him down while my mom puts a calming collar on him) so that he is forced to make a transformative choice (allowing my mom to put the collar on him without biting her) so that he gains a new appreciation for the life he leads (stops spraying inside)
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shittysawtraps · 9 days ago
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Round 5: The Quarterquarterfinals
(Poll 8 of 8)
@dailypokemoncrochet
“theyre actually a wizard how do they make them so good”
@shittysawtraps
“Funny even if you’ve never seen a saw movie”
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shittysawtraps · 11 days ago
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my dog is too antisocial for the dog park so for enrichment we put her in the reverse bear trap 👍
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shittysawtraps · 11 days ago
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i’m actually part of the jigsaw mlm! so for a small fee you can buy a saw trap from me, and either trap your enemies or sell traps to your friends so they can trap their enemies! and if you sell enough traps you win an all-expense-paid trip to jigsaw’s meat packing warehouse! how much can i put you down for?
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shittysawtraps · 11 days ago
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hanging out with my sawtrapgirl gf and she tells me i have a minute thirty to make out with her or my hands will be cut off. she’s got the saw and everything. bit scary but that’s why i love her!
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shittysawtraps · 12 days ago
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phineas and ferb could make saw traps but john kramer couldn’t build a rocket, fight a mummy, climb up the eiffel tower, discover something that doesn’t exist, give a monkey a shower,
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shittysawtraps · 12 days ago
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Round 5: The Quarterquarterfinals
(Poll 8 of 8)
@dailypokemoncrochet
“theyre actually a wizard how do they make them so good”
@shittysawtraps
“Funny even if you’ve never seen a saw movie”
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shittysawtraps · 16 days ago
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Round 4: The Quarterquarterfinals
(Poll 16 of 16)
@littleguysdaily
(no propaganda submitted)
@shittysawtraps
“Funny even if you’ve never seen a saw movie”
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shittysawtraps · 18 days ago
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how insulted would you be if you were put in a saw trap but jigsaw muttered out his monologue and generally didn’t seem that into it
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shittysawtraps · 18 days ago
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can i come over and freak it jigsaw style
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shittysawtraps · 18 days ago
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bonus points if it’s another terminal cancer patient. like yeah you saw him with blood on his hands and rusty metal in his trunk but this is also the guy who came with you to the doctor because you didn’t have anyone else and made you tea while you tried to process your diagnosis.
jigsaw movie but it’s from the perspective of one of john kramer’s friends slowly finding out that his friend might be jigsaw and having to grapple with whether to dump the friendship or not
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shittysawtraps · 18 days ago
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jigsaw movie but it’s from the perspective of one of john kramer’s friends slowly finding out that his friend might be jigsaw and having to grapple with whether to dump the friendship or not
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shittysawtraps · 23 days ago
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jigsaw tried to trap me for being “too lucky” like bro do you think i’m not appreciating the part of my life that is regularly saving me from your fucking weekly death traps? come on man
the jigsaw team keeps putting me into unwinnable traps but i keep escaping without a scratch. i can tell that it’s starting to piss them off but like what am i going to do, die to make them feel better?
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shittysawtraps · 23 days ago
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the jigsaw team keeps putting me into unwinnable traps but i keep escaping without a scratch. i can tell that it’s starting to piss them off but like what am i going to do, die to make them feel better?
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