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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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scroogemaxxing?

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Cosmic Phone 💫

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cinderella couldnt make it

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video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while

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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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getting really into women's thighs lately

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that one greentext about the poster's grandpa independently reinventing internet trolling and calling it "yanking their chain" is gerson

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answer generated with ai! create a playlist with ai! ai can create art for you! let ai analyse your face to decide how old you are! your ai assistant can generate a summary of that text message or email! use ai to make a fun new lockscreen for your phone! write a new chapter for that abandoned fanfiction you love with ai! ai can make your favourite celebrity say whatever you want! i asked meta i asked grok i asked chatgpt

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nothing to make you go from "wanting to work in childcare" to "does not want to be around kids" like your shitty manager bringing in kids to the office

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the way stereotypes about women of colour r so widespread & normalized u can use as much primitive/animalistic language as u want about kory + sexualize her to the ends of the earth and nobody cares. it's like her being an alien gives them a free pass to unleash their racial biases on her w no repercussions.