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PSA- I am horrible at smalltalk

This means that if I haven’t contacted you lately it’s because I have nothing to say.

This means that if you contact me with a ‘hi, how are you?’ I’ll answer and wait for you to say something, anything, more. 

This means that when I crash in on you, it’ll always seem like I’m on a mission, even if that mission is to tell you what I had for lunch.

I don’t want to feel like I’m wasting your time or mine so I won’t contact you if I don’t have anything I think you’d be interested in to talk about. 

Always feel free to contact me if you feel you have something to say. Even if that is telling me about your fabulous lunch. 

So basically, in summary: At least tell me about lunch, or an anecdote about your day, or your favorite color. Something, anything, and that’ll be enough for me.

Just avoid the dance that goes like this: “Hi.” Hello. “How are you?” Fine, you? “Fine.” 

Because I won’t know what the hell else to say.

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                                   ❛            americans    -------    never   satisfied   with    a  n  y  t  h  i  n  g     ,    even   if   they   get   to   having   their   asses   bathed   in   gold   and   they   get   newest   and   best   iphone    ,    they’ll   always    s  t  a  r  v  e    for   more     .           ❜

@stormcraved​​    ▌    ♡   .

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                  it’s   time   to   bring   this   on   so   press   the   heart   for   a   smol   starter     !

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unpopular character meme:  indifferent to until you started defending them ~ svetlana milkovich

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If I follow you & don't roleplay with you...

100% chance is that I’m stalking your blog from afar, reading your roleplays, sending you anons, & wishing I could be one of the lucky people who write with you but AM JUST HIDING IN A CORNER TOO AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING. 

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                                              ▌   UNKNOWN   .   ❜

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❛ Havin’ kids is honestly one a’ the hardest things I’ve eva’ done. ❜

                        ❛            i   rent   uterus    ,    i   am   used   to   having   them   as   i   am   used   to   see   grass   on   country     .          ❜

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it’s simple, complete.

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                                     ❛            in   russia    ,    we   got   a   saying    :    bog   ne   výdast    ,    svin'yá   ne   s’yest     .     which   means   you   gotta   deal   with   crap   yourself     .          ❜

@atlasleuth​    ▌    ♡   .

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“i’m not bitter” i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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                   ❛             we   got   some   new   brit   around    ,    yes     ?     listen    ,    i   don't   know   how   smart   you   are   but   visiting   bar   like   this   is   not   intelligent   choice     .           ❜                (     dry    ,    arid   tone   is   given   to   the   other    ;    while   accomplishing   the   same   old   routine     .     refilling   glasses   for   humdrum   boozers   who   can't   spend   at   least   twelve   hours   with   no   alcohol   inside   their   body   ,    and   listening   to   hipsters   qualify   this   shitty   bar   as    '    the   two   v    '    :    VINTAGE   and   VULGAR     .     '    your   russian   accent   is   impressive   and   you're   so   rude     !    '     i  d  i  o  t  s     .     yet    ,    she   won't   complain   much    ------    those   ones   are   so   easy   to   get   money   from     .     )                 ❛           -----------------------------    vodka     ?          ❜

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                  it's   time   to   bring   this   on   so   press   the   heart   for   a   smol   starter     !

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