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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

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Holy crap! It’s an Actual Thneed! :D

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Stan Lee’s cameo in Deadpool looks hype as fuck

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Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

Excessive sweating is cute. Dry mouth is cute. Physically shaking is cute. Blacking out is cute. Nausea is cute. Heart palpitations are cute. Chest pain is cute. Shallow breathing is cute. Hot flushes are cute. Forgetting how to talk is cute. Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

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oh my god I finally understand why someone can have the key to your heart because your heart is locked away inside of a chest

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Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

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You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

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