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💕 never will I be normal about them…

Christmas gift for @toasty-sun , the freak they are

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Getting what you deserve

part 1 part 2 ( you're here ) part 3

-the drawing belongs to me, don't repost.

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YEAH U BETTER REGRET KILLING YOUR BIG BROTHER U SLIMY SLIMEBALL😡😭

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they have a cool hideout in Latissa with weaponry and bunkbeds and one of the flowers from Raine and Eda’s hill over the door

look at Lily napping on Hootcifer

this is lovely

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Random stupid things from the modern world that I (and my brother) think would kill Phillip/Belos on sight:

Teenagers insulting his drip, apparently. (Given what happened with Luz.)

Look me in the eyes and tell me that man knows what a fucking car is. That man takes one step outside and immediately gets his crusty ass hit.

One second on TikTok and that man is done for.

On that note, one look at Twitter and that crusty bitch just immediately keels over-

You know what? Just the internet in general.

Every single drink from a soda fountain mixed together will immediately end his crusty existence.

A single Jolly Rancher would do that musty ass in.

Literally anything vaguely spicy would kill this crusty ancient fuck on impact.

Modern music in general, but play "I Want It That Way" by The Backstreet Boys specifically and his ancient ass is done.

One step inside of a McDonald's and his colonial ass just withers away.

Emos.

Weird Al Yankovic. No particular reason, I just think he has that power.

(Feel free to add on if you want!)

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“She’s trying to help people!”

“Hush, brat.”

“Don’t you talk to my girlfriend like that!”

“Girlfriend? Oh, no, no, that won’t do. We’ll find you a new girlfriend, one who isn’t on wanted posters everywhere.”

There is something deeply hilarious about this and also kind of heartwarming in a meta way I just. The Boiling Isles, land of no homophobia, where evil capitalist abusive momma can huff about her daughter’s gf being wanted by the state instead of about her being a girl.

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raine

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King is just such a good design 👌

Twitter/Instagram

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well, at least she isn’t homophobic

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Well...

He didn't even have to dig it himself

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Props to The Owl House for making characters with glasses much more terrifying when you can’t see their eyes

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Dana really said: "Go on ahead Disney! Cut my show short! I'll only make it GAYER!"

Adds in a girl/girl kiss. Has a male/female "divorce" And the only boy/girl ship has the girl trying to recuse the boy who's the damsel in distress instead of it being the boy who saves the girl. ALL IN ONE EPISODE!

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HOW WE FEELIN FANDOM?

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I genuinely think the bird tube can take him

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I can’t believe I just now realized this from YBOS

So this scene where Luz looks at the human realm one more time before she goes to save Eda has a soundtrack that also plays in the first episode.

The track that plays WHEN LUZ WAS SAYING GOODBYE TO HER MOM.

WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT AND FUCKING SOB ON THE FLOOR

THIS SHOW MAN. THIS SHOW

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i heard he can go into the spirit halloween without crying at all