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Details: The Wave, Ivan Aivazovsky, 1889

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*removes one earbud* fuck you want

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I feel like morrowind is the only game that really explored how fucking weird the politics of like a mages guild or a fighters guild would be

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does anybody want to play outside

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We look for extraterrestrial life and assume they’re on a similar scale as us. Extraterrestrial life might just be on a scale that’s unimaginably larger or smaller than we are, making it impossibly for us to perceive them.

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I feel like public libraries don’t get enough hype. Like, you’re telling me all I have to do is give you my name and address and promise to bring the books back and I’m allowed to take as many as i want??? And I can check them out over and over again if I need to??? And I only pay if I damage or lose the book???? If this is where my tax money is going then please keep on taxing.

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Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

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Companies only using the Pride flag in June makes them gay for pay.

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A gun can turn anything into a donut.

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Ascendant/1st house: I am the mask you forget you’re wearing

Moon: I am the face you wear when you cannot cope anymore

4th house: Inside, you are actually me. I safeguard your birth chart

3rd house: I am the voice you talk with and the eyes you see with (remember we perceive with the mind, not the eyes)

Mercury: I am the thoughts that are talking inside your mind and you insist this to be you

5th: I am the big kid in you. I am your playground and your podium

6th house: I am the face you wear at work

Venus: I am you when you satisfy your needs for pleasure, love, comfort, and beauty

2nd house: I am the way you demonstrate the value inside of you with your face, dress, and dance

7th house: I am the lost parts of you hiding in other people

8th house: I am you when you scream inside that you want to die but refuse to surrender and use this pain as the source of your greatest power

Mars: I am you when you feel threatened. When you feel ready for anything

Jupiter: I am you when you feel in peak condition and confidence

Uranus: I am you when you don’t care who is watching

Pluto: I am the face of your therapist, the face of your aggressor, the face of your healer.

9th house: I am you when you travel overseas, start university, and study astrology

Saturn: I am the voice of the parent who criticised you

10th house: I am the face that the world can see, they all see my success, they don’t see my work, trauma, labour, and resilience

11th house: I am you reading an astrology blog and interacting in the community

Neptune: I am your psychic faculties, you source spiritual inspiration from me

12th house: I am the face that nobody sees

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I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

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Flirting with people is fun, more people should just flirt freely with their friends, it's fun and cool and maybe youll end up kissing your friends and that's ok too

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what’s your venus + ascendent combo?

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