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Straight love stories are like: we saw each other and thought they were hot, we kissed and now we’re in love

Queer love stories are like: “He is half of my soul as the poets say”, “I would've loved you if we had more time”, “He was a boy made of fire who'd been turned to frost. He was meant to burn”, “all the people are fake. Theyre made out of metal. But I like you… and that is not fake”, “Ismail Shah, did he forget the color of Isfahan's sky?”

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My unhealthy obsession with enjoying works that were created to physically hurt me all began with Titanic. What about you?

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Me, starting a book, being fully aware that it will destroy me mentally and emotionally: Now the fun begins!!!

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I NEVER POST STRANGER THINSG STUFF BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARDHELPPPP

truly some of my best work

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i haven't posted in 30 years so here's some bmc post thingies i found while going through my photos

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oops forgot i have tumblr

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here you go! :3

hello! if you’re taking requests for the ocean pfps, i would love one for Opheliac by Emilie Autumn. thanks for doing this!!

ofc!! here you go :D

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Ocean headcanons pleaseee, i will give you a lifetime supply of whatever you want

Ocean Headcanons! Some of these will bleed a little into ‘Exploring The Warehouse’:

- She’s a small bean, no greater than 5’1”.

- Ocean straightens her hair using a hot metal comb- her parents didn’t like the idea of her getting a straightener. Don’t ask her where she got the comb. She won’t wanna tell you. (*cough cough- the dumpster behind the towns only barber shop)

- ^ Ocean first started straightening her hair when a teacher commented on the rats nest she did have (she didn’t have proper hair care for her curls). Constance’s mother always tried to do Ocean’s hair as she grew up, but as she came over less and less, she was a little on her own. (Ocean did almost just chop her hair off in a fit of rage though…. She’d look cute with short hair though).

- The first time she ever got a B, she cried for a week straight and didn’t leave the library. She slept there too, hiding from the librarians (they didn’t care either way).

- The reason Ocean didn’t like Jane was because of how much of a clean slate she was. In her mind, no memories = stupid.

- But also, Ocean actually kinda liked the Dolly- it was still creepy… no head and all, but she’d always wanted one like that and would never be able to get one.

- Ocean can’t handle the sight of blood- in an effort to stay strong, she will look at a nearby wall or think of her best friend. The feeling is very much dulled when someone is physically with her… especially if they can’t stand the sight of blood more.

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am i the only one that watched bmc with the mindset that all of the characters are nd and the squip is a metaphor for masking or is this a well thought out thing bc i never see anyone talk about this

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THESE T SO FUN YO MAKE

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THE BEST SLIME TUT FR!!!

ah yes. time for my daily re-watch of the bee dee cee poo three blox bmc bootleg 🥰🥰🥰

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will roland's voice in loser geek whatever

reblog if you agree

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I GOT MY DAD TO WATCH BMC LAST NIGHT AND HES NOW A MICHEAL MELL FAN 😈😈😈

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shit post i guess

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RAHHH THESE ARE SO CUTE CHANGING MINE RN

RTC PFPS ‼️‼️

A funny fact abt me is that I'm terrified of drawing headshots, just bc if I make something wrong there's nothing else to distract the attention.

Ggrrggr Idk if its just me that the more I see them the more I find mistakes

btw if u feel like using them just a "pfp made by mercy" is well appreciated!! (≧∇��)/

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Guys. I can't stop loving Ocean from russian production of rtc. She's so cool. That's all, thank you.