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I'm so sorry guys, I swear I'm working on requests. Life just kinda got in the way and I have to take care of a few things before I focus more on this blog 😞🙁

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If the mercs had Youtube Channels

Spy - The most bitter advice channel you’ll ever see. He had to be talked into making the channel, but now he enjoys sassing strangers on the internet. “NO, you cannot pair that wine with pasta, what are you thinking??” “Dump him, he’s wasting your time.” “Yes, fool, you can still get a girl pregnant like that. I learned the hard way. Next question-“

Sniper - Sniping/archery trickshot videos. He’s alone most of the time, but still pretty proud of his skills, so he wanted to show off a bit. And the internet loves watching somebody hit an apple from 200 yards away with one arm tied behind his back while in a moving vehicle.

Medic - Recordings of surgeries. He explains what he’s doing and the science behind it, as well as telling cheesy doctor jokes and funny surgery stories. He actually gets a pretty good following, and people start wanting to know more about him personally, so he occasionally does videos answering questions or things like, “Meet my birds!” “Why I technically don’t have a medical license”

Scout - Vlogs and prank videos. His titles seem extremely Clickbait-y, saying stuff like, “MY DAD IS TOM JONES! NOT CLICKBAIT!” but they’re always somehow true. (Well, bad example, but he thinks it’s true.) He’ll sometimes start getting a little too deep and have to catch himself, like, “Ya know I think it really did a number on my self esteem as a kid, not having a dad… But, uh, sorry, anyway, I’m gonna put a ghost pepper in Heavy’s sandwich now.”

Pyro - Weird things like “Proving toilets are flammable” and “Burning building ASMR.” You never hear them talk or see them, except when they sometimes hold a thumbs-up in front of the camera before lighting something on fire. Even then, they’re wearing their gloves.

Soldier - 10-20 minute nonsensical, unedited rants about America. Sometimes he’ll invite Zhanna on and say things like, “Have you ever seen such a beautiful woman in your life, aside from Lady Liberty herself?! I think not!”

Heavy - He makes russian literature crash course videos and book reviews. He only records in Russian but he makes sure they are captioned in both Russian and English. Rarely he’ll post something he just found neat, like, “Very large bear outside my house.”

Demo - Only posts drunk vlogs with very bad image quality. He just rambles about whatever he feels like and sometimes will drunkenly show off his sword or explosive equipment. He gets a small following just because people think he’s funny, even though no one can tell what he’s saying half the time.

Engineer - DIY robotics/engineering videos. Half of his videos are very advanced things like, “Can my AI pass the turing test?” but the other half are very basic, easy to understand videos part of an “Introduction to Engineering and Robotics” series aimed at younger kids. He didn’t intend to make the series when he started, but he kept getting comments and questions from 10-13 year olds who were interested in it, and he couldn’t help himself from trying to teach them. He’s very positive and supportive, and replies to a lot of the comments he gets.

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Really Solace? You disappear for months and all you come back with is this stupid shit?

Yes, I’m sorry. 

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loooong overdue art-trade with @ask-redfemscout

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@shai-draws-words

I’d die for them 🖤

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If you’re a Medic main and you don’t relate to this, are you really a medic main? THE SEQUEL

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Soldier’s pets

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Okay so sniper is really only used to talking on the phone with his parents right? So what if he accidentally ended a call with spy (idk maybe he needed to be picked up at the airport) with “love you”

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This is my orange cat. His name is Tiberius Tibbs. He’s a crazy butt who loves cheese. He’s also talktive and loves people. Hope you like him! He’d like you!

scout likes him

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DOGGOS????????

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PYRO QUICK THEY'RE BURNING DOWN 2FORT WITHOUT YOU

DONT FORGET ABOUT HIM

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(;´д｀) < pat pat >

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Engineer: Now, I know we don't always see eye-to-eye on things...

Spy: That's because you are far too short.

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I wonder if pyro just knows everything about all the mercs but can’t say anything because of the mask

they can’t do anything!! >:(

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Consider: Scout with a t e e n y bit of facial hair. Just a lil' on the chin and he'd be showing it off to everyone like "Look at this handsome MANLY MAN right 'ere!!"