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wish me luck i can do the butt joint tonight ; ;

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if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

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im rebranding my acc to mason heiral i love law and strade but he NEEDS love

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his belly on your head while choking on him btw

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:)

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belly aches plague me this morning

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You like tool yes yes pls Opiate² review. Sits pretty with sparkly eyes.

if you played this fucking song while hanging out with me i would do anything you want. literally breathtaking, makes me feel warm beneath my skin somehow i stg

the lyric play is so smart and purposely heavy-handed. this is one of those very rare songs where i don't feel like i'm listening to music, i'm just vibing to something passionate. one of the tunes i put on while im in the bathtub and shut off all the lights for

the only problem i have with this song is that it's not longer. i LOVE this one

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fun welding fact: there's a type of joint called the Butt joint. another fun welding fact: what makes a good weld is how much Penetration it has and how well its secured. otherwise, it wont hold together. another fun welding fact: my literal actual career will soon involve Deeply Penetrating Butts.

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sorry but do you know where agonybanshee went?

I do not and it breaks my heart :( I realized they were gone a few days ago

i can only hope they're happy and having fun ; ;

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he needs his youtube before he can eat

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just saw the new httyd in theaters !!! THAT'S how a live action is done

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like i legit think miles upshur is my best muse ngl

i love that sucker........

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did yall know i really like outlast and write a truly fuckass Miles Upshur

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im in the my friends ocs fandom

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Wait that name brought back memories but I can't remember well who was lovely_wounds 😭 Was he the one that would post Ren arts? I know really generic but I swear I remember and at the same time I don't.

He drew a LOT of Ren, yeah. Gave him a little mole under his eye and all <3

Was the artist behind the "Ren laying on Strade's beer belly while watching tv" pic, as well as the "Ren and Lawrence faces side-by-side" pic. (Not sure if he wants me spreading the art so I will not...)

I personally know him from the "Ren and pomegranates" art :P im an OG fan fr fr

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okay but what happens if Ren encounters a fox..........

like an actual fox......... the animal..........

do you think they would do the paw-and-scream thing to each other.... do you think his presence would be more scary or inviting, as a human-fox-man.....