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Articulate

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i am so desperately concerned with some people on this website.

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just walked past this joker themed bar?

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My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

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This fish is ruining my fucking life

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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Name: Sheep

Debut: Super Mario Odyssey

Wow! Sheep, from Super Mario Odyssey! Sheep are such an extremely iconic animal, it's hard to believe they were invented by this game in 2017! The success of Super Mario Odyssey has gaslit us into believing that sheep were even one of the very first animals to be domesticated by humans. That just shows the massive impact Super Mario has on society!

Sheep in Mario's world weren't domesticated by humans, they were domesticated by skeletons! They are first seen in Tostarena, under the ownership of a Tostarenan farmer, and every last one of them wears a sombrero. These sheep are tired of their wool being used to make clothing for other entities. They decided THEY could wear something stylish yet practical, too! And they did it. Now they can graze in the desert without having to worry about sun in their faces! I don't know what they are grazing on, but they can do it safely, so don't worry about it!

Or ARE they wearing sombreros? They wear them regardless of region, and no matter how much the sheep get knocked around, their hats remain firmly affixed! Maybe... they are not hats at all! Perhaps these sheep have been selectively bred for bizarre horn shapes, resulting in a sombrero-shaped mass of keratin that naturally shields their eyes from the sun! Which is then decorated to look nice.

I don't mean to be rude to any fake pretend people in this fake pretend world in this videos game, but I don't think any of them are very good sheep owners. Every single sheep owner in this game, no matter the kingdom, has lost all of their sheep and needs Mario's help to herd them back! You would think sheep owners would be better at that, but I guess not. Maybe it's because they keep their sheep in shallow depressions in the ground with no fence to speak of. I personally would not do that.

These sheep seem to be based on the Suffolk breed, which is the most generic cartoon looking sheep there is, pretty much! I think there is such a charm in a real animal looking like the generic cartoon image. If you are in the northern hemisphere, it is currently Sheep Shearing Season! If you are able, I recommend going to see some shearing happen! It's funny. They get sat down on their butt like a person. Hee hee!

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asking for help : the big ask

hey, it's me, apples, again. physically disabled person who has moved house twice in the last year due to unstable housing and having to blow my scraps of savings on moving to my current spot (a friends basement)

i am being redirected bills from my last rental -- i had to leave on a sour note, i had been covering rent and bills on my own for over half a year and i really got into the hole fiscally just to keep afloat. i cannot take care of this as i am facing another hour cut at my job (i work ten hours a week at most) and i already went deep into debt at my previous spot.

i cannot contact family for assistance, as i went no contact with my family when i initially moved away due to them urging me to live with and forgive my abuser. as such, i moved before i was fiscally in a place to do so and scrapped along for months as my family threatened me with anything they could if it would prevent me from talking about being abused

i really just want to get all this garbage taken care of so i can try starting over with a clean slate. im frustrated, im exhausted, i've spent the past many months asking for help cause it's all i can do at this point.

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Here’s a link to a petition to protect Native American land in NC from a gas station chain which poses immense environmental threats, has violated workers rights, and will destroy land with historical significance to natives. My ancestors traveled the trading path they plan to build over. Please sign if you have a moment

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The number of absolute smegheads on this website who reply to critiques of astrology as having no scientific evidence to back it up or being used as a basis for discrimination or being used as a get-out-of-working-on-your-toxic-personality-flaws-free card by saying stuff like "WeLl ThAt'S jUsT sOlAr AsTrOlOgY! yOu NeEd To CoNsIdEr ThE lUnAr ChArT" as if the problem wasn't that astrology is a bullshit pseudoscientific ideology that encourages you to judge yourself and your fellow human beings based on circumstances beyond any of your control and that actively denies the possibility of personal growth.

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We Love Katamari - Everlasting Love

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Cover of the script book included with a 2024 collector's edition release of the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie.

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