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The reason Izzy is so miserable is that he doesn’t understand what type of story he’s in. He’s got genre dysphoria.

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And I'll sing you to sleep and I'll sing you tomorrow

Bless you with love for the road that you go

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been playing dgs and I'm a little obsessed with this guy

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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

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excitedly waiting for this

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hi hello this is Zara formerly known as Will aka Krill I’m tenuously back come say hello!!

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remember when I was on here and too scared to get into fights and now I’m on twitter ready to fucking scrap at a moment’s notice

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I legit only care about Izzy Hands btw. just to be clear.

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Tell your stories in the tags, if you want to share!

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What your answer to "what music do you listen to?" means to me:

"Anything but country" >> solely music released in the last 20-30 years at most

"Anything but rap" >> I'm side-eyeing you. Are you Ben Shapiro?

"A little of everything" >> indie folk, some basic hip hop, and one or two artists from the 70s-80s

"How much time do you have?" >> someone who is really passionate about at least one band/genre, maybe more

"Lately I've been getting really into—" >> about to tell me the most obscure genre in the world

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this place has gotten markedly rancid since the end of the "go nuts show nuts" era

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Logan Roy, the dad from Succession, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

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CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.03 The Innkeeper